Crazy Peanuts Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][A][G][D][A][G]

[Verse 1]
[D]Charlie Brown had a big[A] block
head wore [C]a stripy sweater every[G]day
[D]Tried to kick that footbal[A]l but Lucy
always [C]pulled the mother [G]fucker away
[D]Flew a kite just to try[A] to relax but
he al[C]ways put that shit in a [G]tree
[D]And a little red-hea[A]ded girl girl wouldn?t
give [C]no play to poor Chuck [G]be
They [F]were the baddest fuckers
in the [E]funny papers [G]PEANUTS!

[Verse 2]
[D]Onto a secur[A]ity blanket,
[C]Linus VanPelt would [G]latch
[D]Snuggling to that bitch [A]to keep warm
while wait[C]ing in a pumpkin [G]patch
[D]Had a stalker named Sal[A]ly Brown well she
al[C]ways tried to get [G]her some
[D]She loved how he knew the [A]meaning of Christmas
and the [C]sexy way he sucked that [G]thumb
Well [F]watch out,
cause [E]here they come [G]PEANUTS!

[Verse 3]
[D]Oh Peanut[A]s cra[C]zy Peanut[G]s
[D]A bunch of [A]kids trying to [C]be fre[G]e
[D]Take my han[A]d and let[C]?s dan[G]ce kno[D]w
Under [A]Charlie?s shitty [C]Christmas tree
[G]

[Verse 4]
[D]ooh Marcy was [A]best friends
[C]with Patty Patty Pepper[G]mint
[D]She would love to do things t[A]o that
girl that Char[C]les M. Schulz can?t [G]print
[D]Pigpen was a dus[A]ty dude who could
[C]n?t keep his own ass [G]clean
[D]All the teachers said ?wa[A] wa wa wa[C]
wa? what does that shit [G]mean?
Well [F]watch out,
cause [E]here they [Em]come [G]PEANUTS!

[Verse 5]
[D]Oh Peanut[A]s cra[C]zy Peanut[G]s[D]
Coming [A]from the school [C]of hard [G]knocks
[D]Life?s not alw[A]ays bow[C]ls of can[G]dy
[D]Sometimes you [A]only get a [C]bag of rocks
[G]

[Verse 6]
[D]Lucy was a psychiatrist but her com
[G]ments always gave offense
[D]An d the bitch couldn?t [A]make no money
cause she?d [D]charge a mother fucker [C]5 cents
[D]And all the ladies loved tha[A]t Schroeder
cause he?d [C]play the 80?s hits [G]real good
[D]And Franklin was a rea[A]l cool cat
but the [C]only brother in that [G]hood
Well [F]watch out,
cause [E]here they [Em]come [G]PEANUTS!

[Verse 7]
[D]Oh Peanut[A]s cra[C]zy Peanut[G]s
[D]Poor Charlie Bro[A]wn you will nev[C]er get lai[G]d
[D]It's so har[A]d to get[C] pus[G]sy
[D]When you're the bal[A]dest
kid in [C]second [G]grade

[Verse 8]
[D]Oh Peanuts cra[C]zy Pea[G]nuts
[D]A bunch of [A]kids trying to [C]be fre[G]e
[D]Take my hand and let[C]?s dan[G]ce now[D]
Under [A]Charlie?s shitty [C]Christmas [G]tree
[D]