Fishin' Hole chords and lyrics - STEPHEN LYNCH

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[Verse 1]
[G]Wanna have some quality
[A]time with my son
[C]So I brought him down to
the fishin' [G]hole
Didn't like the feelin'
of that [A]worm in his hand
Got [C]mad, threw down his fishin' [D]pole
[G]Said, "That's alright,

[Verse 2]
son. Let's [A]go and get an ice cream"
[C]"Let your old man buy
you a [G]treat"
But he didn't like no flavors
[A]up upon that wall
Started [C]crying, and ran into the [D]street...

[Verse 3]
He's an [G]as shole, my kid's [B]an asshole
[C]I swear it just don't float my boa[G]t
Always crying, always [B]crying
[C]Made me wanna punch him
in his little [G]throat
Called my lady up to [A]tell her
what had happened
[C]How our son had run awa[G]y
She said, "Don't worry,
baby, [A]I will talk to him"
[C]"And everything will [D]be okay"

[Verse 4]
My lady's an [G]asshole, she's an [B]asshole
[C]Her assholishness is off the cha[G]rts
Always perfect, always [Esus4]per fect[B]
[C]Made me wanna punch her in her lady-parts
[G]I

[Verse 5]
[A]I d[C]eci[D]ded[G] I'd go
[A]down to the bar
[C]And drown my sorrows in a [G]beer
But the sign outside said [A]'Closed For
[C]Renovations'
'We'll open up again
[D]next year'...
That bar is [G]an asshole,

[Verse 6]
it's an [B]asshole
[C]Oh, the worst bar in the lan[G]d!
Always closing, always [D]clos[Esus4] ing[B]
[C]Can't punch a bar, cause
you'll hurt your [G]hand[A][C][D]
[G]I went home to forget[A] about my troubles
[C]Sat down in my favorite eazy [G]chair
But I couldn't relax from the
[A]pain I was feelin'
[C]As my hemorrhoid began to [D]flair...

[Verse 7]
My [G]asshole's an asshole,
[B]a real [C]butthole
Needs to put his asshole-self
in in [G]check!
Always burning, [B]always itching
[C]Made me wanna punch him
in his asshole [G]neck
[A][C][D]

[Verse 8]
[G]Late one night, ly [A]in' awake in bed
[C]Mmmm, a realization cam[G]e
Are there really assholes [A]everywhere I look?
[C]Or am I the one to bla[D]me?
[G]Maybe I just do not say[A] the
things I should say
[C]And I don't do the things I o[G]ught
So I took a good, hard
look at my[A]self in the mirror
[C]And this is what I tho[D]ught...
The guy who sold me this mirror is [G]an asshole,
he's an [B]asshole
[C]Son of a bitch said it was antiq[G]ue
He was lyin', he was [B]lyin'
[C]Made me wanna punch him
in his sales[G]man cheek

[Verse 9]
[C]I'm on a real asshole str[G]eak
[C]I could open up an asshole bou[G]tique
[C]I think this song has reached it [G]s peak
[C]Goodbye, you assholes, see you next week!