Zeus' Masseuse Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]So many hours,
So many days,
So many nights
Where do we go?

[Verse 2]
Where do we go?
[D]Head in the clouds
Feet on the ground
Well endowed
What can we do?

[Verse 3]
What can we do?
[D]Too much godly muscle
Poking through the cloud
Flesh like [A]honey
[D]Flesh like hon[A]ey,[D] yeah
I reach out for his lightning bolt
He slaps me to the ground
Wheres my [A]money?[D]
Wheres my money? [F]Yeah

[Verse 4]
[D]Ah [C]h[D][C][D][C]
(Ahh)

[Verse 5]
[D]Zeus' masseuse, put [C]to good use yeah

[Verse 6]
[D]Ah [C]h[D][C][D][C]
(Ahh)

[Verse 7]
Zeus' muscles [D]choose[C]
[D]Zeus' masseuse yeah

[Verse 8]
[D]
So many weeks
So many months
So many years
Where do they go?
Where do they go?
(Where do they go)
A priest in the back
Having a fag
Its such a drag
Watching the show
Whatching them go
(Whatching them go)
There aint no son in there, dear,
Im shooting for [A]the stars[D]
Spat out [A]dummy
[D]Spat out dum[A]my, yeah
I [D]asked him for a planet,
He gave me a mars [A]bar
[D]Rumbling tum[A]my
[D]Rumbling tummy, yea[F]h

[Verse 9]
[D]Ah [C]h[D][C][D]
[C](Ahh)

[Verse 10]
[D]Zeus' masseuse, put [C]to [G]good [C]use yeah

[Verse 11]
[D]Ah [C]h[D][C]
[D](Ah[C]h)[G]
[C]Zeus' muscles

[Verse 12]
[D]cho[C]ose
[D]Zeus' masseuse yeah

[Verse 13]
[C][D]
Aromatherapy
[C]Therapy
Therapy
[D]Therapy

[Interlude 1]
Then a massage
[D]
[Am][C]
With [D]a rub and a dub

[Verse 14]
[Am]
With [C]his [D]rubber duck

[Interlude 2]
In the bubbly bath
[D][G][D][G][C][D][C][G][C]

[Verse 15]
[D]Woo![C][G][D]
[C]Ah [G]h[C][D][C][D][C]
(Ah[G]h)
[C]Zeus' masseuse,

[Verse 16]
[D]put to [C]goo[G]d use[C] yeah

[Verse 17]
[D]Ah [C]h[D][C][D][C]
(Ahh)

[Verse 18]
Zeus' muscles [D]choose[C]
[D]Zeus' masseuse yeah
[C]

[Verse 19]
[D][C]
[D]Ah[C]
Darling [D]did [C]he [D]bite?[C]
[D]Ah[C][D][C]
[D]Out of [C]spite?[D][G]
[F]Get[G]
Your
[F]First[G]
Session
[F]Free[G]
[F]Here[G]
[F]To[G]
Eternity
[C][D]