You Shouldn't Call The Doctor (If You Can't Afford The Bills) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]Girls if your heart is feeling sore
Call the [C]doctor and he'll fix it for sure
I'll be [D]over right away but you
might find you have to pay
For a [G]private consultation and
a guaranteed cure

[Verse 2]
When you're [G]dying of a dreadful disease
You don't [C]worry 'bout the medical fees
And [D]it's too late to change your mind
the doctors pulling down the blind
And your tem[G]perature is rising
to a hundred degrees

[Verse 3]
I'll [C]cuddle up beside you for a start
And [G]listen to the beating of your heart
And [C]then he'll take you
gently by the hand
And [G]ask you when the trouble first began
And [C]then he'll look down
deep into your eyes
And if your [G]temperature
continues to rise
There's [C]only one way to make it stop
[D]I'll have to prescribe
the strongest medicine I've got

[Verse 4]
If [G]this doesn't cure you it'll kill
But I [C]know it's going to give you a thrill
And [D]now I've come across don't
complain about the cost
[G]You shouldn't call the doctor if you

[Interlude 1]
can't afford the bills
[G][C]
[D][G]
[C]
[D][G]

[Verse 5]
I'll [C]cuddle up beside you for a start
And [G]listen to the beating of your heart
And [C]then he'll take
you gently by the hand
And [G]ask you when the trouble first began
And [C]then he'll look down
deep into your eyes
And if your tem[G]perature
continues to rise
There's [C]only one way to make it stop
I'll [D]have to prescribe
the strongest medicine I've got

[Verse 6]
If [G]this doesn't cure you it'll kill
But I [C]know it's going to give you a thrill
And [D]now I've come across don't
complain about the cost
[G]You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't

[Outro 1]
afford the bills
[G][C]
[D][G]
[C]
[D][G]
[C]
[D][G]