You Deserve an Oscar Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][C#dim][A][C#dim][C][A]
[G][C#dim][A][C#dim][C]
[A][G]

[Verse 1]
Clap your hands and catch [C#dim]a fly
Bite an apple,
[C]shut your eyes
Moisturize, your skin [C#dim]is dry[A][G]
Goes the ringing of the [C#dim]bell
Tell your friends you're doing [C]well
Call a doctor about your [A]health

[Verse 2]
And [G]I think you de[C]serve an [G]Oscar
For pre[C]tending nothing's [G]wrong
Every [B]day, there's something [Em]else
But [Cm]you carry your[G]self
Like [C]the greatest act[G]or
Acting [C]like the world is [G]not
Breaking [B]up before your [Em]eyes
[Cm]You deserve [G]a prize[Em]
[A]Oo h
[C][A]

[Verse 3]
[G]
Take a supplement for [C#dim]sun
Try and sleep with every[C]one
Know you're doing noth[C#dim]ing wrong[A][G]
Kiss the season on the [C#dim]mouth
Go for walks and hug [C]a clown
All the funny [G]ones [A]are down

[Verse 4]
And [G]I think you de[C]serve an [G]Oscar
For pre[C]tending nothing's [G]wrong
Every [B]day, there's something [Em]else
But [Cm]you carry your[G]self
Like [C]the greatest act[G]or
Acting [C]like the world [G]is not
Breaking [B]up before your [Em]eyes
[Cm]You deserve [Em]a prize
Watch [Ebaug]a war under the sheet

[Verse 5]
[G]s
Get a cof[C#dim]fee down the s[C]treet
Plastic bag[G]s in harm[Bm]ony
[C]Everybod[C#dim]y's in co[A]mplete[G]
And who's the be[Bm]st
at saving [Fdim]face?
Who's [Em]the toughest in the race?
[C]Forget the Pope, you[G] have the gra[A]ce
You're [G]my nomination
And you de[C]serve an Oscar

[Verse 6]
[G]
For [C]pretending nothing's [G]wrong
Every [B]day, you face [Em]the scenes
But [Cm]you put on your [G]jeans
Like [C]the greatest act[G]or
Acting [C]like the world [G]is not
Breaking [B]up and slowly dy[Em]ing
[Cm]You deserve a prize

[Outro 1]
[G][Em]
[C][G][A][G]
[Em][C][G][A]