You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter) Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][C][F][G][C]
[G]You ain't

[Verse 1]
[C]Dolly
and you ain't [F]Porter
She's a little bit [C]fuller and
you're a whole [G]lot shorter
Let's dance all [C]night and fill
the jukebox full of [F]quarters
'Cause you ain't [C]Dolly, [G]no,
and you ain't [C]Porter

[Verse 2]
Well I [C]noticed [Em]you r[G]ight off t[C]he
bat in those [G]cowboy boots
Who couldn't [Em]help [G]but see you
in that [C]rhinestone suit
That's [G]cause [C]I'm the [G]reign[C]ing
queen of [F]karaoke night
Well if [D]I get drunk enough to sing,
hell [G]I just might

[Verse 3]
Hey now, [C]don't you worry cowboy,
cause I'll [F]get you through
We'll [G]sing a cheating song just
like [C]they used to [G]do[C]
Cause you [G]ain't Dolly

[Verse 4]
[C]and
you ain't [F]Porter
She's a little bit fuller
[C]Yeah, but you're a whole lot[G] shorter
Let's drink all [C]night and fill the
jukebox full of [F]quarters
Cause you ain't [C]Dolly [G]and you ain't
[C]Porter

[Interlude 1]
[C][F][C][D][G]
[C][F][G][C]

[Verse 5]
You'll probably [C]see me country
[G]singing on The Voice someday
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote
about in [C]50 Shades of Grey
Why [Am]don't [C]you come on back to my
place and you [F]can have your way
Well [D]baby that sounds tempting,
but I [G]just can't stay
Oh [C]we won first prize cowboy,
let's [F]just split the dough
Honey [G]I will always love you,
but [C]we'll never know
Cause you [G]ain't Dolly

[Verse 6]
[C]and
you ain't [F]Porter
She's a little bit [C]fuller
Yeah, and you're a [G]whole lot shorter
We danced all [C]night and filled the
jukebox full [F]of quarters
Cause you [C]ain't [G]Dolly
and you ain't [C]Porter, no
[F]No, you ain't [C]Dolly [G]and you ain[C]'t Porter