Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am]
[C]
[F]If I [Am]die and go to

[Verse 1]
Hell real soon
[F]It wil[Am]l appear to me as this room
[C]An d [F]for etern[Am]ity, I'd lay in bed
In my box[F]ers, half [Am]stoned
With the pillow under my [F]head
I'd be [Am]chatting on the

[Verse 2]
interweb
Maggots pray upon the living [C]dead
[F]I had no interest in [Am]the things she said
On the phone [F]every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay

[Verse 3]
[Am]I called her on the phone and
she [F]touched her[C]self
She [F]touched her[C]self,
she [F]touched her[C]self
[Am]Called her on the phone
and she [F]touched her[C]self
I [F]laughed my[G]self [C]to sleep

[Verse 4]
At this [F]rate, I'll be heading
for [G]electric [Am]chairs
[F]I'm only human wit[Am]h my cro[G]ss to bea[C]r
[F]When she described her[Am] underwear
[G]I for[Am] got [F]all the rules my rab[Am]bi tau[G]ght
me [Am]in the old sc[F]hul
You're too young to [G]be this

[Verse 5]
empty [Am]girl[F]
I'll prepare you [Am]for a sick, d[G]ark [C]world
[F]Know that you'll be [Am]my downfall[G]
But [Am]I call [F]and I call and I call

[Verse 6]
[Am]I called her on the phone and
she [F]touched her[C]self
She [F]touched her[C]self, she [F]touched her[C]self
[G]Cal[Am]led her on the phone
and she [F]touched her[C]self
I [F]laughed my[G]self to sleep
[C]

[Verse 7]
I don't know what I [Am]want[Em]
I don't know what I [G]want[C]
I don't know what I [Am]want[Em]
I don't know what I [G]want[C]

[Verse 8]
I don't know what I [Am]want
(Met you [Em]on the Internet)
I don't know what I [G]want
(Met you [C]on the Internet)

[Verse 9]
I don't know what I [Am]want
(Met you [Em]on the Internet)
I don't know what I [G]want
(Met you on the Internet)

[Verse 10]
I [Am]called her on the phone and
she [F]touched her[C]self
She [F]touched her[C]self, she [F]touched her[C]self
[G]Cal[Am]led her on the phone
and she [F]touched her[C]self
I [F]laughed my[G]self to [C]sleep

[Verse 11]
I [Am]called her on the phone and
she [F]touched her[C]self
She [F]touched her[C]self, she [F]touched her[C]self
[G]Cal[Am]led her on the phone
and she [F]touched her[C]self
I [F]laughed my[G]self to [C]sleep