Words Of Advice Chords

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[Verse 1]
[G]Wel[C]l,[G][C][F][G][C][G][C]
here [G]are a few simple ad[C]monitions [F]for [G]young and [C]old.[F]
[G]Never in [C]terfere in a boy
[G]and [C]girl fight.
[G]Beware [C]of whores who say
they don't [G]want money.
[C]The hell [F]they do.
[G]What the[C]y mean is they want more mon[G]ey,
much [C]more.
If [G]you're doing business [C]with a religious son [G]of a bitch,
[C]get it [F]in writ[G]ing.
[C]His word isn't worth [G]shit, not with a good lord [C]telling
[F]him how to fuck you on the [C]deal.[F][G][C][G]
Words of ad[D]vice for young [G]people.
[C][F][Csus4][C][G][C][G][C]
[G]If, after [C]having been exposed
to someone's presence,
you feel [G]as if you [C]lost a quart of plasma,
[G]avoid that pre[C]sence.
[G]You need it like you[C] need
pernicious an[G]emia.
[C]Don't like to [G]hear the word vampire [C]around [F]here,
trying [C]to improve [B]our public im[G]age.[C][F][C][Csus4][F][G][C]
[G]Build up a [C]kindly, a buncu[Gm]lar,
[C]benevolent image[G].[C][G]
Interde[C]pendence is the
key word.
[Gm]Enlightened [C]interdependence.
[G]Life in all its [C]rich [G]variety,
take a little, leave [C]a l[G]ittle.
[C]However, by the inexorable logistics
of [G]the vam[C]piric process,
they [G]always [C]take more than they need.
[Gm]Now, [C]some of humankind are the devil's [G]bargain,
get that [C]far.
Any [G]old soul is [C]worth saving at least [F]to a [C]priest,
but not every soul [Gm]is worth buy[C]ing.
[F]So you [C]can take the offer
[F]as a com[G]pliment.[C]
They charge the easy ones first, you know,
like money, all the money there is.
Yeah, but who wants to be the richest
guy [Gm]in some ce[C]metery?
[G]Money won't buy any[C]thing.
Not [G]much left [C]to spend it on, eh,
Gramps?
[Gm]Gettin' [C]too old to cut the musta[G]rd
[C]Well, time hits the hardest [G]blows
Especially [C]below the [G]belt
[C]How's that young body,
Gramps?
Like three -card [G]money
You might pee un[C]der the shell
Now you see [G]it, now you [C]don't
Haven't you forgotten somethin',
Gramps?
In [Gm]order to [C]feel somethin'
You have [G]to pee [C]there
You have to pee,
[G]A .[C]T.
You're not 18, you are [G]78
[C]Old[G] foo[C]l sold his so[G]ul[C]
for a strap -on
Words of advice for [Csus4]young peo[Gm]ple[C][D]
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