Wiggles & Ritalin Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]Lets put on the Wiggles
& pop a couple [F]Ritalin
Papa [C]don't blame mama or
tell her how lazy she's [G]been
Its been pre[C]scribed by a doctor and
the doctor said it ain't no [F]sin
So let[C]s put on the Wiggles
&[G]pop a couple Ritalin
[C]

[Verse 2]
Lets put on MacGyver & chow
a couple Xanax[F]bars
I [C]don't need no college counselor
to tell me how lucky [G]I are
I lay [C]the blame on the clinic and
man its got me this [F]far
Yeah, Let[C]s put on MacGyver
[G]& chow a couple Xanax bars
[C][G]

[Verse 3]
Chorus:
If only Dad would have spanked me instead
[F]Of dopin me up and messing
[C]with my head
[Em]I might have turned out to be a regular guy
But its [F]all that I know and I got[G]ta get high

[Verse 4]
So let[C]s put on some Soul Train
and snort a little cocaine
[F]Ill chop some lin[C]es maybe one at
a time till were feeling no [G]pain
Ill bite [C]my tongue till its numb and
Ill talk till I drive [F]you insane
Yeah, let[C]s put on some Soul
Train [G]and snort a little [C]cocaine

[Interlude 1]
[C][F][C][F][G]
[C][G][F][C][G][C]
[G][F][C][Em]
[F]

[Verse 5]
[G]Chorus
So let[C]s put on some Scooby Doo
& smoke a couple doobie[F]doos
I've been high [C]since I was just
a little guy in [G]my Underoos
I sit [C]around on my ass smokin grass
and watchin classic [F]cartoons
Yeah, let[C]s put on some Scooby Doo
& s[G]moke a couple [C]doobie doos
Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & s
[G]moke a couple doobie doos

[Outro 1]
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