Why I Am Not A Teenager Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
You won't [C]pluck a robot
[F]Making diddly- squat
[G]This is [C]why I am not a [G]teenager
They all [C]talk down to you
Like they [F]know what to do
Are they trying to screw up [G]your life?
Since [F]they already blew their [G]own

[Verse 2]
[G]
But [C]when I grow up
[F]I'm going to run
[C]My own planet[G]arium
[C]I'll make the shows
[F]All on my own
The world will flock to [G]see 'em
[F]

[Verse 3]
[G]
All that [C]money they got
They don't [F]give you a shot
[Am]This is [C]why I am not a [G]teenager
[Am]When[G] you never[C] get paid
And you [F]never get laid
[G]And you're [F]full of these stupid [G]hormones
And just [F]then they come out [Dm]with [G]AIDS

[Verse 4]
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[G]But [C]when I grow up
[F]I'm going to be
[C]An underground film [G]maker
I'll [C]have my [F]own
Backlot somewhere
On my own half an [G]acre
[F]

[Verse 5]
[G]
So they [C]piss on your dreams
Then they [F]muzzle your screams
This is [C]why I am not a [G]teenager
Making [C]ice cream on drugs
Shovel[F]ing horse products
Washing dishes and making pop[G]corn
Toilets, [F]oh the in[Dm]dig [G]nity!
[C]

[Verse 6]
Piss on your dreams
[F]Muzzle your screams
[C]Why I am not a teenage[G]r
[C]Piss on your dreams
[F]Muzzle [Am]your screams[F][G][F]
[G]
[C]Piss on your dreams
[F]Muzzle your screams
[C]Why I am not a t[G]eenager
[C]Piss on your dreams
[F]Muzzle your screams

[Outro 1]
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