Who The F++k Is Alice Chords

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[Verse 1]
[G]Sally called and she got the word,
[C]She said, I suppose you've [D]heard,
[G]About [D]Alison.
Well, I [G]rushed to the window
and I looked outside
An[C]d I could hardly believe my eyes
[D]As a big limousine
moved up into [G]Alice's [D]Drive
Oh, I [G]don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I [C]guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
Cause for [D]24 years
I've been living next door to [G]Alice
Alice, who the [D]fuck is Alice?
[G]24 years just waiting for a chance
To [C]tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glance
Now I [D]gotta get used to
not liv[C]ing next door to [G]Alice
Alice, who the [D]fuck is Alice?
[G]Grew up together, two kids in the park
[C]Carved our initials deep in the [D]bark
Me [G]an [D]d Alice
[G]As she walks through the door
with her head held high
[C]An d just for a moment I caught her eye
[D]As the big limousine
pulled slowly out of [G]Alice's drive
I [D]don't [G]know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I [C]guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
Cause [D]for 24 years
I've been living next door to [G]Alice Alice!
Who the [D]fuck is Alice?
[G]24 years just waiting for a chance
To [C]tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glance
Now I [D]gotta get used to not liv
[C]in' next door to Alice [G]Alice!
Who [D]the fuck is Alice?
[G]Sally called back, asked how I [C]felt
She said, I know how to [D]help
Get over [G]Alice[D]
She said, now [G]Alice is gone,
but I'm still here
[C]You know I've been waiting
for 24 [D]years
Then the big limousine disappeared
I [G]don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I [C]guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't wanna know
Cause [D]for 24 years
I've been living next door to [G]Alice Alice!
[D]Who the fuc[D]k is Alice?
[G]24 years just waiting for a chance
To [C]tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glance
But I'll [D]never get used to
not liv[C]ing next door to [G]Alice Alice!
Who the fuck is [D]Alice?
[G]No, I'll [D]never get used to not liv
[C]ing next door to [G]Alice [C]you[G]