Welcome To The Internet Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Dm]Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
[Gm]Anything that brain of yours
can think of can be found
We've got [F]mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If [A]none of it's of interest to you,

[Verse 2]
you'd be the first
[Dm]Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you [Gm]like to see the news
or any famous women's feet?
There's [F]no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
[A]Just nod or shake your head

[Verse 3]
and we'll do the rest
[Dm]Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you [Gm]like to fight for civil rights
or tweet a racial slur?
Be [F]happy, be horny, be bursting with rage
[A]We got a million different ways to engage

[Verse 4]
[Dm]Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a [Gm]tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got [F]movies, and doctors,
and fantasy sports
And a [A]bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters

[Verse 5]
in Harry Potter fucking each
[Dm](other) Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a [Gm]random guy just kindly
sent you photos of his cock
They are [F]grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
[A]Don't act surprised, you know you like it,

[Verse 6]
you whore
[Dm]See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us [Gm]pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a [F]rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or D
[A]M a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a [C]tumor in your

[Verse 7]
[Dm]Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why [Gm]women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which [F]Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz O[A]bama sent
the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

[Chorus 1]
Could I [Dm]interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A [Gm]little bit of everything
All of the time
[F]Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
[A]Anything and everything
All of the time

[Chorus 2]
Could I [Dm]interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A [Gm]little bit of everything
All of the time
[F]Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
[A]Anything and everything

[Interlude 1]
All of the time
[Dm][C][Bb][A]
[Dm]You know,
[C]it wasn't wasn't always like this
[Bb][A]

[Bridge 1]
[Dm]Not very l[C]ong ago
[Bb]Just before your [A]time
[Dm]Right before the [C]towers fell,
[Bb]circa ninety- [A]nine
This was [Gm]catalogs, [Dm]travel blogs
[A]A chat room or two[Dm]
We [Gm]set our sights and [Dm]spent our nights
[A]Waiting[C]

[Bridge 2]
For [F]you, [Dm]you,
in[Gm]satiable [C]you
Mommy [F]let you use her [Dm]i Pad
[Gm]You were barely [C]two
And it [Dm]did all the t[C#aug]hings
We de[F]signed it to [Bb]do
Now look at you, oh [C]Look at you, [D]you,

[Bridge 3]
[G]you, [Em]unstopp[Am]able, watc[D]hable
Your [G]time is now, your [Em]inside's out
[Am]Honey, how you [D]grew
And if [Em]we stick to[Ebaug]gether
Who [G]knows what we'll [A]do
It was [C]always the [D]plan
To put the [B]world in your [C]hand

[Interlude 2]
[Em]Hahaha[Em][Em][Em]
[Em][Em][Em][Em]

[Verse 8]
Could I [Em]interest you in everything?
All of the time
[Am]A bit of everything
All of the time
[G]Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
[B]Anything and everything
All of the time

[Verse 9]
Could I [Em]interest you in everything?
All of the time
A [Am]little bit of everything
All of the time
[G]Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
[B]Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time