Weenie Ride Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]I w[Dm]anna te[C]ll
[F]you
'bout something [C]fun
So I [Dm]wrote you this song
[Em]If you've ev[F]er been to
[C]Disneyland
You know [Dm]the lines can be real long
[Em]But

[Verse 2]
[F]I got a ride that t[C]he bitches love
And you [Dm]won't have to wait at [C]all
All you've [G]got to do is
ditch your boyfriend
And give sexy Michael [C]Starr [G]a call

[Verse 3]
[C]I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow
your pride
[F]It's scary like a roller coaster
It [Fm]will stretch you out so wide

[Verse 4]
Gonna [C]take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
It's [F]better than a Ferris Wheel
or a water [Fm]slide
It's a weenie ride
[C][Fm][Eaug][Fm][Am][C]

[Verse 5]
[Dm]I want[C] to si[F]ng about a thing
[C]that's funner than a swing
And [Dm]better than the monkey bars
[C]You can [F]take it on the couch
or your [C]water bed
Or in [Dm]the back of your Daddy's car
[C]And it's [F]open all day, [C]night time too,
sev[Dm]en fucking days a w[C]eek
It [G]only shuts down intermittently
so I [C]can take [G]a leak

[Verse 6]
So [C]put that snatch on a weenie ride
Ride her face down or on your side
[F]You'll be amazed what
you can fit in there
When some [Fm]leverage is applied

[Verse 7]
[Am]Open your legs for a [Abaug]weenie ride
You [C]won't be the first [F#dim]to see it and cry
[F]Just bring the baby wipes and some
[Fm]As t[Ddim]roglide
[Abdim]It's a we[Ddim]enie ri[Abdim]de,
[Am]oh y[G]eah

[Interlude 1]
[F][E][Am][G]
[F][E][Am][G]
[F][E][Am][G]
[C][D]

[Verse 8]
[Eb]Scream for me
Scream out in ecstasy
Honey, [Bb]won't you try [F]the weenie ride
You're [Fm]never gonna [Ab]be the same
Baby, [G]how you [C]gonna get to [G]heaven if
you can't take a little pain?
[Dm]

[Verse 9]
[G]
[C]Step right up for a weenie ride
It's even more fun when you're
gagged and tied
[F]Oops, I think I got a little DNA
All [Fm]over your backside

[Verse 10]
I wanna [C]tell your friends about
the weenie ride
You can charge admission,
baby, I don't mind
[F]Even with the big old muff
you won't get to[Fm]night
For the [F]weenie [C]ride

[Verse 11]
[F]Weenie [C]wee[G]nie[C] weenie weenie weenie[G]
weenie weenie [F]ride (it's a weenie [C]ride)
Weenie weenie weenie [G]weenie weenie weenie weenie
[F]ride (come spread [G]your thighs)
[C]Weenie weenie weenie [G]weenie weenie [C]weenie weenie
[F]ride [G](ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
[C]Weenie weenie weenie [G]weenie weenie [F]weenie
weenie ride [G](it's a [C]weenie ride)
Weenie weenie weenie [G]weenie weenie [C]weenie weenie [F]ride (it's a weenie [C]ride,
[G]yea[C]h)
Weenie weenie [G]weenie weenie weenie
[F]weenie weenie ride [G](baby, baby, baby)
It's a weenie ride