Weapon Of Choice Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Choose your weapon,
choose your weapon
[Gm]The axe, g[D#dim]ood choi[F#dim]ce,
but tell [Am]us why's that?
[Em]Choose your weapon
The [Gm]sword, [D#dim]good choi[F#m]ce,
but [Am]tell us what for?
[Em]Choose your weapon
The [Gm]knife, [F#dim]good choi[F#m]ce,
but [Am]tell us why?
[Em]Choose your weapon
Un[Gm]usu [D#dim]al,
fuck [Am]it, I choose some more
You're [Em]about to die so live [Gm]a little,
extreme makeover
[F#m]Give you chiseled feat[Am]ures with a chisel
Pis[Em]tol whip you, you get g[Gm]un buffed
Swing nun[F#m]chucks and strangle you
[F#dim]with a bit in[Am] the middle
[Em]You done fucked up,
I'm [D#]the father of [Gm]lies
I'll ruin [F#dim]your dreams
an[F#m]d put ninja [Am]stars in your eyes
[Em]Carving the knives to [Edim]give
you a forked [D#dim]tongue
Knock your [F#m]teeth out [F#dim]like
they were [Am]full swans
[Em]When I uppercut ya
[D#]Got the init[D#dim]ials in a fo[F#dim]ur fingered
ring [Am]knuckle duster
[Em]Suspects you don't [Gm]wanna scrap with
We [F#m]have bare knuckle,
[Am]faster boxing matches
An[Em]d I sustain enough
power in both [D#]lungs
that in [D#dim]a breath
I can [F#m]shoot around [Am]the bullets
from blowguns
[Em]Shoot an arrow through an apple,
but not in your head
[D#dim]That Adam's appl[F#m]e you
[F#dim]got in your neck[Am]
[Em]But don't show em off,
[D#]use tools [D#dim]to disfigure you[F#m]r
face [F#dim]like Photoshop
[Am]Machete kn[Em]ives,
helicopter [Edim]propeller sized
And [D#dim]I swing em as fast as p[Am]ro
pellers when they fly
Nah, I [Em]need a bigger [Gm]piece,
carry a [D#dim]handle atta[F#m]ched to the
[Am]blade from a guillotine
[Em]An d with that, I've learned to kill
[Gm]em' C -sli[D#dim]cin' em' in half[F#m]
at the [Am]point of perfect symmetry
[Em]Choose your weapon
[Gm]The Gap, good [D#dim]choice,
but tell [Am]us, why's that?
[Em]Choose your [Gm]weapon
Pitchfork, [D#dim]good choi[F#m]ce,
but [Am]tell us, what for?
[Em]Choose your [D#]weapon
[Gm]Deny it, [Em]good [F#m]choice, but [Am]tell us, why?
[Em]Choose your weapon
[D#]I'm Fatali[Gm]ty
[D#dim]Unusual, [F#m]fuck it, I[Am]
choose em' all
[Em]Choose your weapon
I [Gm]pick axes, ice axes,
[F#m]ice picks and pickaxes,[Am]
flint dagger[Em]s, anything jagged,
[Gm]morning stars,
[D#dim]grip hammers and [F#m]swing
mallet[Am]s
the size of quarter [Em]stars,
torn in half in [D#]a second,
[Gm]pick your weapon[D#dim]s,
Smith [F#m]& Wesson, [Am]357, 7 Mac[Em] 11s,
[D#]about [Gm]8, 3[D#dim]8s, 99s, 10
[Am]Mac 10s, your life will [Em]en d,
say hello to my [D#]big friends,
[Gm]cuck you [D#dim]when you settle [F#m]in,
try run away [Am]with them,
[Em]put you in a torture device
[Edim]and make you def[Gm]ault
[D#dim]9 inches,[F#m] in the for[Am]m of
I got [Em]knife tips, ice [D#]picks, knife s[Gm]ticks
What [D#dim]you got?
I'll bottle [F#dim]you with a Mol[Am]otov
[Em]We set it off and never stop,
[Edim]no flamethrower[D#dim]
I [F#m]throw flames [Am]when I toss
petrol pots
[Em]Get some scrap rail,
a chain and at[D#]tach nails
[D#dim]The wooden balls[F#m] to
[Am]hand make flames
Con[Em]struct shanks from
shards of shattered glass
[Gm]And strangle y[F#m]ou until you
start [Am]to look like an avatar
I'll [Em]turn your crew to human kebabs,
thick [Edim]skewers
When [F#m]I run with a spear
[Am]and stab it through em
[Em]Bitch don't close your eyes open [Edim]wide
Them [F#m]watches
I inject you with venom
and you [Am]slowly die
[Em]Choose your weapon
The [Edim]bat, goo[F#dim]d choice[F#m],
but tell [Am]us why's that?
[Em]Choose your [D#]weapon
Chainsaw, [D#dim]good choi[F#m]ce,
but [Am]tell us what for?
[Em]Choose your weapon
The [Gm]knife, [D#dim]good choice,
but [Am]tell us why?
[Em]Choose your weapon
Unusual, fuck it, I choose a move