U.S. Male Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Now, [G]I'm a U.S. Male 'cause I was born
[Am]In a[D] Mississippi town
on a Sunday [G]morn.
Now, Mississippi just happens
to occupy a [C]place
In the south[D]eastern portion of
this here United [G]States.
Now, that's a matter of fact,
buddy,
And you know [C]it well.
So, I just [D]call myself the U.S. [G]Male.

[Verse 2]
That's M- A- L- E, son, That's me.
[G]
Now, I said all that, I'll say [Am]all this
[D]I been a watching the way
You been [G]watching my miss.
For the last three weeks you been hot
on [C]her trail;
[D]You're kinda upsetting [G]the U.S. Male.
You touch her once with
[Am]your greasy hand,
I'm [D]gonna stretch your neck
like [G]a long rubber band.
She's wearing a ring that
I bought [C]on sale;
That [D]makes her the property
of [G]the U.S. Male.

[Verse 3]
You [G]better not [C]mess with the
U.S. Male [G]my friend.
If the [C]U.S. Male gets mad,
he's gonna do you [G]in .
If you [C]know what's good for your[G]self,
son,
[C]You better find [G]you somebody else,
son;
[Am]Don't tamper with the property of
the [D]U.S. [G]Male.

[Interlude 1]
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[C][D]
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[Verse 4]
Through [G]the rain and the heat
and the [Am]sleet and the snow
The [D]U.S. Male is on [G]his toes.
So quit watching my woman,
`cause that [C]ain't wise.
You [D]ain't pulling the wool
over this [G]boy's eyes.
I catch you around my woman [Am]champ,
I'm gonna leave your head [D]about
[G]the shape of a stamp
Kinda flattened out so you'll do well
[C]To quit playing [D]games with [G]the U.S. Male.

[Verse 5]
You [C]better not mess with
the U.S. Male [G]my friend.
If the [C]U.S. Male gets mad,
he's gonna do you in[G].
If you [C]know what's good
for your[G]self, son,
You better [C]find [G]you somebody else,
son;
Don't [Am]tamper with the property
[D]of the U.S. Mal[G]e.

[Verse 6]
[G]Sock it [C]to me

[Verse 7]
All [D]right...now I'm gonna
tell [G]it like it is, son.
I catch you messin' 'round
that woman of mine,
I'm gonna lay one on you.
You're talking to the U.S. Male,
The American U.S. Male!