Two for the Price of One Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Bm]
[Em]

[Verse 1]
[D]He had what you
might call a trivial occupation
[Bm]He cleaned the platforms of the
local railway station
[Em]With no romance in his life
Sometimes he wished he had a wife
[D]He read the matrimonial
advertising pages
The cries for help from different [Em]people,
[D]different [G]ages
But they had nothing [D]to say
At least not [Em]until the day
When something special [B]he read
[Em]This is [Bm]what it [A]said

[Verse 2]
[D]If you [A]dream of the [Em]girl for [Bm]you
Then [Em]call us and [D]get [A]two
for the [G]price of [D]one
We're [Em]the [A]answer if you [Em]feel blue
[Bm]So c[Em]all us and g[D]et t[A]wo
for the [G]price of [D]one
If you [A]dream of [Em]the girl for y[Bm]ou
Then [Em]call us [D]and [A]get two
for the price of [D]one
We're the [A]answer if you [Em]feel [Bm]blue
So [Em]call us and get [A]two for
the [D]price of one

[Interlude 1]
[D][Bm][Em]

[Verse 3]
[D]He called the number and a voice
said: "Alice Whiting"
[Bm]The voice was husky and it
sounded quite exciting
[Em]He was amazed at his luck
The purest streak of gold he'd struck
[D]He said: "I read your ad,
it sounded rather thrilling
I think a meeting could be
[Em]mutually [D]fulfil[G]ling
Why don't we meet for [D]a chat
The three of us in [Em]my flat"
I can't forget what [B]I read
[Em]This is [Bm]what it [A]said

[Verse 4]
[D]If you [A]dream of the [Em]girl for [Bm]you
Then [Em]call us and [D]get [A]two
for the [G]price of [D]one
We're [Em]the [A]answer if you [Em]feel blue
[Bm]So c[Em]all us a[Bm]nd ge[D]t tw[A]o
for the [G]price of [D]one
If you [A]dream of the [Em]girl [Bm]for you
Then [Em]call us and [D]get [A]two
for the price of [D]one
We're the [A]answer [Em]if you [Bm]feel blue
So [Em]call us and [Bm]get t[A]wo for the price of [D]one

[Verse 5]
She said: "I'm sure we must [D]be
perfect for each other
And if you doubt it, you'll [C]be certain when
you meet [D]my [Em]mother[D]"

[Outro 1]
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[G][D]
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