Turn Out the Lights Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][G][Gm][F][C][D][F][D][Bb][F][Dm][D][F][Dm][Bb][D]
[F]
[D][Bb][F][Bb][Bm][C][A][D]

[Verse 1]
So you're [D]big and kinda hairy
Like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
With an ass that's red and blue
Cause I'm gonna fuck you [Dm]doggy-[F]style
[Fm]The [Bb]The way chih[G]uahua's do
[D]But I got one request
That I just have to ask of you
[Dm][D]

[Verse 2]
[G]Turn [F]out [D]the [F]lights
Be[D]fore [Bb]you suck my [F]dick
[D]Someone beat you with an ugl[Bb]y sti[B5]ck[D]
I [F]wanna fuck, [D]but you [Bb]make me [F]sick, so
[Bb]Turn out the lights, [C]Turn out the [C#m]lights[D]

[Verse 3]
[D]
So you think that I'm [Dm]a loser[D]
Cause I used to be in [Dm]Jail[D]
And I got my GED Diploma
Last week in [Dm]the mail
[D]Well at least a man can[Dm] ex e[Fm]rcise
[Bb]If he gets too fat[G]
[D]But I got news for you
Your face will always look
like that
[Dm][D]

[Verse 4]
[G]Turn [F]out [D]the [F]lights
Be[D]fore [Bb]I take a ri[F]de
[Dm]You [D]don't seem[Dm] to have[D]
[Bb]a "good side"[D]
Whip [F]out a condom [Dm]and the [Bb]astro-glide
[F]Turn [Bb]Turn out the ligh[G]t[C]
s Turn [D]out [F]the lights
[D]I think [Bb]I'm gonna [F]hurl
[Dm]Jesus [D]Chri[F]st I hope [Dm]that
[Bb]you're a girl[D]
[Dm]Open your mouth, baby,
[Bb]here come [F]the pearls[Bb]
Turn out the[G] light s, [C]Turn
[C#m]out th[D]e li[Bm]ghts[B5]
[Bm]Tell

[Verse 5]
[F#m]me when it's ove[G]r[C][Bm][B5]
[Bm]Please tell [F#m]me you don't
[G]have [C]VD[Bm]
Thank [F#m]god that it's ov[F#5]er , y[G]eah

[Interlude 1]
[A][G][A][G][Bm][B5][A][D][A][D][G][D][G]
[Bm][B5]
[Bm][A][G][Gm][D][F][Dm][Bb][F][D][F][Dm][Bb][D][F]
[Dm][Bb][F][Bb][Bm][C][C#m][D]

[Verse 6]
Well we all [D]have indiscretions
I think you're my BIGGEST yet
Had to roll you in some flour
Just to find where you were [Gm]wet
[D]Well this never wou[Dm]ld've hap[F]pened
If I had[G]n't lost that [Gm]bet[Bb][Dm]
[D]I wonder if our[Ddim] grand-kids
Will [D]Will ask us how [Dm]we met
[Ddim]

[Verse 7]
[D]
[G]Turn [F]out [D]the [Dm]lights
Girl it's [Bb]way to b[F]right
[Dm]I do[D]n't wanna [Dm]look at your
[Bb]cellulite[D]
[F]There ain't nothing [Dm]on your
[Bb]body that's [F]tight[Bb]
Turn [G]out [C]the lights, Turn
[D]out [F]the lights
[Dm]Before[D] you

[Verse 8]
[Bb]take off your clothes
[F]I wan[Dm]na tie[D] you up[Dm]
with some [Bb]garden hose
[D]Slap your [F]tits and [Dm]rub my
[Bb]balls on your [F]nose[Bb]
Turn out the[G] light s,[C]
Turn [D]out [Dm]the lights

[Verse 9]
Before [Bb]we do the d[F]eed
[D]Before I cov[Dm] er [F]your[D] box[Bb]
with my seed[D]
I'm [Dm]gonna pound ya 'till ya
[Bb]fucking start to [F]bleed, [Bb]bitch
Turn [F]out the [G]lights,
Turn out the[A]light[G] s[A][G][A]

[Outro 1]
[G][A]
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