Touchy Feely Fool Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][A][Em][G]

[Verse 1]
Well, I'm [D]not too superstitious
But I [A]knock on wood a lot
Prayin' [Em]I wake up tomorrow
Get the [G]guts to tell you off
But I [D]know I'll never get there
You could [A]scream you wish me dead
But I'll crawl [Em]back to you tomorrow
Why the [G]hell can't I get mad?

[Verse 2]
[D]Someday, won't this be [A]funny?
Well, I want it funny [Em]now
Man, I wanna [G]laugh so loud
[A]Someday, [D]won't this be lon[A]g ago?
I wanna feel that [Em]now
Sorry if I can't see [G]how

[Verse 3]
I'm [D]screwed
But hey, what can you [A]do?
I'm a touchy [Em]feely fool
I would give [Bm]anything to not
[A]give a shit about [D]you
Life is [A]pretty cruel
For a touchy feely [Em]fool
I would give [Bm]anything to not [A]give a shit,
but I [D]do

[Interlude 1]
[D][A][Em]

[Verse 4]
I would give [Bm]anything to not [A]give a shit

[Verse 5]
Well, I'm [D]not too claustrophobic
But I [A]lose my breath sometimes
Now I can[Em]'t even talk to ya
Now your law[G]yers talk to mine
Could you [D]teach me to be ruthless?
Could I [A]be unfeeling too?
Maybe [Em]someday when I'm older
I'll be [G]better off like you

[Verse 6]
I'm better off a [D]stick,
I'm better off a stone
I'm better off a [A]jerk, I'm better off alone
I'm better not [Em]feeling stress or feeling bliss
I won't feel [G]much,
at least I won't be feelin' this

[Verse 7]
I'm [D]screwed
But hey, what can you [A]do?
I'm a touchy feely [Em]fool
I would give [Bm]anything to not
[A]give a shit about [D]you
Life [A]is pretty cruel
For a touchy [Em]feely fool
I would give [Bm]anything to
not [A]give a shit, but I [D]do
I do, [A]I d[Em]o
I would give [Bm]anything to not [A]give a shit

[Verse 8]
But [D]someday, won't this be [A]funny?
Well, I want it funny [G]now[Em]
Man, I wanna [G]laugh so loud
[D]Someday, won't this be [A]long ago?
I wanna feel that now
[G]I'm sorry if I can't see[Em] how[G]

[Verse 9]
[Bm]Someday[A][G][D][Em]
[Bm]Someday[A][G][D][Em]

[Outro 1]
Someday
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