Tits Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][G][D][A][G][D][G][D][G][D][G][Am][D][G][Am]
[D][G][Am][G][Am][F][D][G][Am][G][Am][D][G][D]
[G][D][G][Am][D][G][Am][G][Am][D][G][Am][G]
[D]She's got

[Verse 1]
[G]36-[D] 24- 36 hips
She's got 36- 24- 36 hips
She's [G]got [D]36- 24- 36 hips
She's got 36- 24- 36 hips
She's [Eb]got [Em]36- 2[D]4- 36 hips
[A]That was the size [Ab]of her tits
[Am][A]

[Verse 2]
[D]
[G]Well, thi[Ab]s is [A]sort of a re [G]quest sho[D]w
Just [G]imagine you are [Ab]listening
to [A]Jimmy [G]Young
On [D]Radio 1 with his re[G]cipes
[D]OK,[A] so[G] li[D]ke,[G][D]
[A]first I a[D]m gonna tell you who is up here[G]
[Am]The truth will be to[G]ld for
once [D]and for [G]all[Am]
[G]And then we want you
[D]to tell us what [G]to play
We'll [Ab]try [Am]and play i[D]t, alright?
But I tell you now,
[G]we don't [A]know "My Old Man's [Am]a Dustman"
[D]So [G]don[Ab]'t s[D]hout for tha[G]t[D][G]
[A]OK,

[Verse 3]
[G]on the backdrop[D]
we've got Jet Black
[G]He [D]is [G]very good in a[D]
quick [G]roll of the skin[Am]s
No [D]drug references of course
[G]meant in [Am]that[A][G]
OK Jet, take it [D]away[G][D]

[Interlude 1]
[Ab]
[D][G][D][G][D][G]
[A][D][F][D]
[G]Yeah, what do you think of tha[A]t, then?

[Verse 4]
Pretty [D]symbolic, eh?
[G]On [D]the[G] far rig[A]ht we [G]got
a demon of [D]the key[G]boards[D][Am]
[C]On a [G]massive swell[D]ing organ,
[G]Dave G[A]reenfield
[G]The only man who can ride a r[Eb]ide[G]
cross- through [A]on a keyboard!
[Am][D][G][Ab]

[Interlude 2]
[Am][G][F][D][G][D][Am][G][D][G][D][G][D][A]
[G][D][G][D][G][D][G][D][F][D][G][D][A][G][D][G][D]
[G][D][G][D][G][A][G][D][G][A][G][D][G]
[D][A][G][D]
Great, that was [A]absolutely

[Verse 5]
[D]amaz[G]ing [D]Dave!
You put [A]Rick Wakeman [G]in a shade [D]there!
On the far [A]left we got [G]a demon
[D]of the se [G](a) men
[Am]And I don't mean[G] that as
a nautical ter[D]m[G][Ab]
[A]Jean- Jac[G]ques Burnel on the bloody bas[D]s!
[G]Ah,[A]

[Verse 6]
[D]
[G]that [D]was amazing,
[A]it's taken [G]him all day to learn that bass so[D]lo![A]
[G]And I'm gonna try and
give [D]you a [G]little bit
[A]Of [G]a psychedelic lead guitar
[D]just like
You know, [G]just like [A]John McLaughlin and
Paul [D]McCart[G]ney [D]and all those creeps do
OK, [A]you ready? [Am]One, [D]two, one two,
three [A]four five [D]six

[Interlude 3]
[D][G][D][G][D][G][D][A][G][D][G][D][G][D]
[G][A][D][G][D]

[Verse 7]
She's [D]got 36- 24- 36 hips
She's got 36- 24- 36 hips
[G]She's [D]got 36- 24- 36 hips
She's got 36- 24- 36 hips
She's got 36- 24- 36 hips
That [A]was the size of [D]her tits
[Eb][D]

[Interlude 4]
[A][D]
[D]

[Verse 8]
Now you know why
no one came to see us two years ago