Tip That Waitress Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[D][Bm]
[G][A][D]
[A]
[D]She's been on her feet nearly half

[Verse 1]
[D]
the damned night
[Bm]Bringing your beverage and your late
night [G]bite
She remains cheerful,
when you're nasty and tight
[A]Makes change for a 50 in
dim candle [D]light
Ignoring the groping hoping you might
[Bm]Come across with a tip and
sympathize with her [G]plight[A]
Tip that [D]waitress[A]
[D]She's getting her masters, supporting

[Verse 2]
[D]
her mo[Bm]m
Amidst the confusion
she remains cool and calm
[G]She knows exits in case
of a fire or bom[A]b
She knows all the words to the 23rd Psalm
[D]She handles her tray with pnash and
aplom[Bm]b
Her brother's a Quaker,
her dad was [G]in [A]Nam
Tip that wait[D]ress
[F#m]Tip that waitress,

[Verse 3]
[F#m]
she's [D]been waiting on you
[F#m]Skip the small change slap down[A]
a dollar [D]or two
Her arches are aching her lower back shot
[Bm]Her varicose veins hurt like
hell when it's hot
[G]Her uniform' too tight, tasteful it's not[A]
She knows the specials,
and they are not a lot
[D]The cook is on qualudes the
[Bm]bus boy deals pot
If she had a real job she'd quit
[D]on [G]the [A]spot
So tip that wait[D]ress[A]

[Interlude 1]
[D][Bm]
[G][A]
[D][A][D]

[Verse 4]
This plea for gratuity's gone on
way too [Bm]long
there's a time and a place
where them things be[G]long
The stage and a soapbox, this [D]is only a song
[A]To dwell on the matter much
longer would be wrong
[D]And people get by, she'll [Bm]get along
But I think she gets off when I
come on [G]strong[A]
So tip [D]that waitress
[F#m]

[Verse 5]
Tip that waitress,
she's [D]been waiting on you
[F#m]Skip the small change slap
down a [A]five or a two
[D]She's been on her feet

[Verse 6]
[D]nearly
half the damned [Bm]night
Bringing your beverage
and your late night bite
[G]She remains cheerful,
when you're nasty and tight
[A]Makes change for a 50 in
dim candle light
[D]Ignoring the groping hoping
[Bm]you might
Come across with a tip
and sympathize [G]with her [A]plight
Tip [D]that wait[G] re[A]ss
[D]