This Is What We Find Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[E][F#m][A]

[Verse 1]
[F#m]Oi, Reg, meat and two veg?
He done him with a ten pound sledge
He done himself [A]a favour *crash*
[D]Forty year- old arse- wipe,
Mrs. Elizabeth [F#]Walker of [G]Lambeth [A]Walk
Had a [D]husband who [F#]was jubblified
With [G]only half a [A]stalk
So she [G]had a milk of magnesia
And [A]curry powder sandwich,
[Bm]Half a pound of uncut [E]pork
Took [G]an overdose [F#]of Omo,
This made the neighbours talk
Could have been watching Frankie Vaughan
On the telly and giving herself a scratch
[G]This is what we [D]find
[Bm]This is what we [A]find
[G]This is what we [D]find
A [G]sense of humour [A]is required
Amongst our bacon rind
[F#m]Hello, Brian, wash and iron?
Try it on, it's only [A]nylon
Single bachel[D]or with [F#]little [D]dog,
[F#]Tony Green of [A]Turnham [F#]Green[A]
[E]Said, "Wh[D]o's a clever boy[Bb], the[F#]n, girl",
Yes you [G]know whom [F#]I me[A]an
'cause the mon[G]grel laid
a cable in the [A]sandpit
Of the playground of the [Bm]park
Where they had [E]been
And [G]with a bit of tis[F#]sue,
He wiped its bum- hole clean
A bit of claggy on the [G]waggy
This is what we [D]find
[Bm]This is what we [A]find
[G]This is what we [D]find
I [G]must have had a [A]funny time
On the Golden Hind
[F#]O va[A]nita[Bm]s va[F#]nitatu[F]m
Which of [Bm]us is h[E]appy in
this [A]life?[F#m]
Which of [F#]us has our de[F#m]sire,
[Bm]Or having [F#]it, i[Bm]s gra[F#]tifi[A]ed?
[F#m]Hello, Mrs. this boy looks familiar,
[F#]They used [F#m]to call [E]him Robin [A]Hoo[F#m]d
Now he's [F#]Robin fuck... shit... [F#m]cunt...[A][D][G]
[F#][Bm][G][A][D][A][D]
[G][F#][Bm][G][A][D]
Home improve[F#]ment exper[Bm]t
Harold [F#]Hill of Harold [A]Hill
Of [D]do- it- yourself dex[Bm]terity
And [G]double- glazing [A]skill
Came home [Bm]to f[F#]ind an[G]
[A]other gentleman's [F#]kippers
In [Bm]the g[E]rill
[Em]So s[G]anded off his wi[F#]nkle
With his Black and Decker drill
[G]This is what we [D]find
[Bm]This is what we [A]find
[G]This is what we [D]find
The [G]hope that springs [A]eternal
Springs right up your behind
[G]This is what we [D]find
[Bm]This is what we [A]find
[G]This is what we [D]find
[Bm]This is what we [A]find
[G]This is what we [D]find

[Outro 1]
[D][Bm]