This Is A Fine Romance Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]A f[Eb]ine r[D]oman[G]ce with no kisses.[D]
[G]A fine romance, [D]my friend, this is.
We [G]should be like a couple
of [Gdim]hot toma[D]toes,
but [G]you're as cold as yesterday's
mashed [B]potatoes.[E][A]
[D]A f[G]ine romance you w[D]on't nestle,
a [G]fine romance you [D]won't wrestle.
I've [G]never mustered crease
in your [Abdim]blue serge [Am]pants,
[E]I n[Am]ever had the cha[D]nce,
this is a fine ro[G]mance.
[D]I f[G]ind romance, my g[D]ood fellow,
you [G]take romance,
I'll [D]take jello,
[G]you're calmer than the seals
in [C]the arctic [D]ocean,
at [G]least they flap their fins
to express emo[Baug]tion.[B]
[Am]A fi[D]ne r[G]omance with no qua[D]rrels,
with [G]no insults, and [D]all the morals.
You're [G]just as hard to land
as the [Em]Ile d[D]e France.[G]
[C]I never get the [G]chance.[Abdim]
[D]This is a fine ro[G]mance.[C][D][G][Abm][G]
A [C]fine romance with [G]no kisses
A [C]fine romance, my [G]friend, this is
True [C]love should have the thrills
that a healthy [G]clime has
We [A]don't have half the [C]thrills
that the march [E]of time [D]has
[G]A f[C]ine romance with n[G]o clenches.
A [C]fine romance with [G]no pinches.
You [C]never give the orchids ice
[A]and a [D]glance.[G]
[F]No, you [F#dim]like cactus [C]plants.
[C#dim]This is a fine ro[G]mance.[C]
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