Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]I[C][D][Bm][D][C][Dsus4][G]
[D][G]
[A]nee[D]d t[G]o g[Dm]o shopping
[D]These sho[A]es are all[Am] wron[A]g
[Em]Just look [Am]in my closet
[A]Not [Dm]a thing to put on
I wonder how these [D]jeans
[G]make me look from behind
[D]Things that never cross a[A]
man's [D]mind
[Dsus4][D][G]

[Verse 2]
Lets [Dm]turn off the TV
[D]Now can[Am]'t we [A]just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle
'Til we [D]both [Dm]drift off
If we don't make love
That'll [G]be just fine
[D]Things that never cross a m[A]an's mind[D]

[Verse 3]
That [A]joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way [D]in [Dsus4]the
[A]world I'll ever [D]finish it
That [A]car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watch[D]in' all this foot
[A]ball [D]is sure getting old
[Bm]Wish I was workin' this weekend[D]
Not on the [Bm]lake reelin' my [G]line
[D]Things that never cross a m[A]an's
[D]mind
[G][D][A][D][Dm][D]

[Verse 4]
[G]
Here [D]lips are too red
[A]Her skirt is too tight
Her [Am]legs are too [A]long
And her [Dm]heels are [D]too high
[Dm]Boy, she looks like [G]the marryin' kind
[Dm]Things that never cros[D]s a ma[A]n's mind[D]

[Verse 5]
That [A]joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no [Dm]way in the [D]world
I'll ever finish it
That [A]car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watch[Dm]in' all t[D]his football
is sure getting old
[Bm]Wish I was workin' this weekend[D]
Not on the [Bm]lake reelin' my [G]line
[Dm]Things that neve[D]r cross a ma[A]n's mind[D]

[Verse 6]
I [A]feel a little bloated
I think I'm fixin' [Am]to starve
[G]That [D]movie [Dm]was good [D]except
[G]for the vi[D]olent [C]parts[G]
[A]Brad Pit[G]t is [A]sexy
Why did he change his hair
I [Dm]knew him [D]and Jenny never
had a pray[Dm]er[G]
[Bm]These curtains clash with the carpet[D]
[Bm]The color scheme is a crim[G]e
[D]Things that never cro[G]ss
[A]a man's m[D]ind
Things that never [G]cross [A]a
[D]man's mind

[Outro 1]
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