There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]Please, leave all overcoats,
canes and top hats with the doorman
[F]From that moment, you'll be out of place
and underdressed
I'm [C]wrecking this evening already
and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet
for the mildly inspiring [E]and...
[Am]Please, leave all overcoats, canes and
[G]top hats with the doorman
[C]From that moment, you'll be out of [F]place
and underdressed
I'm [Dm]wrecking this evening already
and [E]loving every minute of it
[F]Ruining this banquet
for the mild[G]ly inspiring [G#]and...
When you're [Am]in black slacks
with accentuating, off-white, [Dm]pinstripes
Whoa, [F]everything [E]goes according to [Am]plan

[Chorus 1]
[F]I'm the new cancer, [E]never looked better,
[Am]you can't [G]stand it
Because you [C]say so under your breath
You're reading [E]lips
"When did he get all confi[F]dent?"
Haven't you [E]heard that
[Am]I'm the new canc[G]er?
[C]Never looked better, and
[E]you can't stand it
[E][F][E][F][E]

[Verse 2]
[Am]Next is a trip to the,
the ladies' room in vain, [Dm]and
I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up)
with these fashionistas, and
[C]Tonight, tonight you are, you are
[Dm]a whispering campaign
[Am]I bet to them your name is "Cheap"
[E]I bet to them you look like sh--
[Am]Talk to the mirror, oh,
[G]choke back tears.
And keep [C]telling yourself that
[F]"I'm a diva!"
[Dm]Oh and the smokes
in that [E]cigarette box on the [F]table
They just so [G]happen [G#]to be
[Dm]laced [E]with [F]nitroglycer[E]ine

[Chorus 2]
[F]I'm the new cancer, [E]never looked better,
[Am]you can't [G]stand it
Because you [C]say so under your breath
You're reading [E]lips
"When did he get all confi[F]dent?"
Haven't you [E]heard that
[Am]I'm the new canc[G]er?
[C]Never looked better, and
[E]you can't stand it[E]

[Interlude 1]
[Am][G][C][F]
[Dm][E][Am]
[Am][G][C][F]
[Dm][E][Am]

[Chorus 3]
[Am]Haven't you [G]heard that [C]I'm the new [F]cancer?
I've [Dm]never looked [E]better,
and [Am]you can't stand it
[Am]Haven't you [G]heard that [C]I'm the new [F]cancer?
I've [Dm]never looked [E]better,
and [F]you can't [G]stand it

[Outro 1]
And I [Am]know, and I know,
It just [G]doesn't feel like a night [C]out
with no one sizing you [F]up
I've never [Dm]been so [E]surrepti- tious
So of course you'll be dis[Am]tracted
when I spike the punch
And I [Am]know, and I know,
It just [G]doesn't feel like a night [C]out
with no one sizing you [F]up
I've never [Dm]been so [E]surrepti- tious
So of course you'll be dis[Am]tracted
when I spike the punch
And I [Am]know, and I know,
It just [G]doesn't feel like a night [C]out
with no one sizing you [F]up
I've never [Dm]been so [E]surrepti- tious
So of course you'll be dis[Am]tracted
when I spike the punch