There Are Many Dangers Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]If [Bm]your[B][C#m][F#m]
[A]toast
gets stuck in [Em]the toaster
Do [Bm]not put a fork [F#m]in the toa[A]ster while it is hoo[D]ked up,
or [F#]look [Bm]out
I did [F#m]and I got caught in th[D]e current
Pulled me in [A]and shook me
while it [F#m]held m[A]e tight
[D]

[Verse 2]
[B]There are many dangers
They could be [C#]in a toaster
or [F#]a common [A#m]thing[F#]
[B]You must keep a lookout
Remember [Bm]all the rules they
[C#]have for [F#]everything
[Ebm]

[Verse 3]
[F#m]When it's v[A]ery, very c[Em]old out
Do [Bm]not put your tongue
[F#m]on cold met[A]al things
For ex[D]ample, [F#]stop [Bm]signs
I did and they [F#m]had to pull some skin of[D]f
And then they had to [A]fill my
mouth with cotton at [D]night

[Verse 4]
[B]There are many dangers
They could be in [C#]a toaster or a
[F#]common [A#m]thing
[B]You must keep a lookout
Remember all [A#m]the rules they [C#]have [F#]for everything
[A#m]

[Interlude 1]
[D#m][C]
[D][C]
[D][C][D]

[Verse 5]
[F#m]When they'd t[A]aken out my tons[Em]ils
[Bm]I brought them home
[F#m]Kept them in a j[A]ar on the
[D]shelving in [F#]my r[Bm]oom
Between the toaster,
[F#m]stop sign, and my tonsils
[D]I've got lots of [A]things
to think about at [D]night

[Verse 6]
[B]There are many dangers
Could be in [C#]a toaster or a
[F#]common [A#m]thing[F#][A#m]
[B]You must keep a lookout
Remember [C#]all the rules they have f[F#]or
[A#m]everything

[Outro 1]
[C#][D#m][F#]
[C#][F#][A#m][D#m]