Then she bit me Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Am]
[Em][Am]

[Verse 1]
[Am]I was in a club,
one Friday.
A lovely Lady comes walking
my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was lyin', so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie.
Once you get to know me,
You'll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.

[Verse 2]
Ouch! That didn't [Am]hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
But she ripped my shirt.
At that point I fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A Blazer, '89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.

[Verse 3]
I'm at her house. It's [Am]a Tepee.
No, a cavern
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it's a shack.
Forget it, I'll go around back.
It's a castle, with a moat
How I get Across...Boat.

[Verse 4]
[Am](Twilight Zone[C][Am]
noise)

[Verse 5]
Shooo...I hate that sound.
[Am]I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He's invisible.
I went downstairs.
It's a loft.
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.

[Verse 6]
*You killed [Am]my teacher!!!*

[Verse 7]
But what a body!
[Am]
No, she wasn't there.
I'm tellin you I saw her.
No, really I saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, Nintendo.
Ok, I'm lying.

[Verse 8]
There she is, Watching [Am]T.V.
All My Children.
No, thats Cosby.
No, Speed Racer.
No, thats Shaft.
No, thats Kimble.
My fault...the T.V.'s off.

[Verse 9]
There she is, what a [Am]doll.
No, that's Chucky from Child's play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension Called
The Twilight Zone....
Where anything can happen.

[Verse 10]
I'm [Am]rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it's goin' to hell
with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You'll
feel the force of my rage,
I'm on a [Am]rampage!!!!!!!

[Verse 11]
[Am]Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I [Am]didn't.
I thought that it would make
the reccord dumb.
I guess [Am]I wasn't wrong.

[Interlude 1]
[Am]

[Verse 12]
Jack and Jill went up a hill, To
fetch a [Am]pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.

[Verse 13]
Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted.