The Snuff Queen Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C]

[Verse 1]
I'm [C]making a scene with a snuff queen
I met at a bingo party
I dropped in to try to win what I could
on a dollar and a quarter
Not everything,
[F]but twenty dollars and a lov[C]er
Now [Gm]me and the snuff queen
are doing our thing
[G]from one end[F] of town to the oth[C]er
The Snuff Queen's
got a face like I ain't never seen
She's been featured on the back cover
of the Farming Magazine
She's feeding me [F]some bologna
about matri[C]mony
Well, [Gm]glory be, I can't see me being [F]married
to the [C]Snuff Queen
Out of the clear blue sky, she said
I'd make a wife young and in my prime
I'm diggin' up to keep
you warm in the winter
and shade you in the summer time
And listen here, [F]big boy,
I don't need [C]much
Just a [G]box of A &P chocolate
-covered cherries
and a [F]can of buttercup [C]snuff
Well, that snuff queen's
got a face like I ain't never seen
She's been featured on the inside cover
of a farming magazine
And she beats me [F]baloney
about [C]matrimony
[Gm]Well, glory be,
I can't see me be[G]ing [F]married
to the [C]Snuff Queen
Now the Snuff Queen's got me
drinkin' some homemade tater -foots
I turned up drunk, she turned up in some
high -heeled hush -puppy shoes
She tried to make me her [F]husband,
but my mind was [C]in a mess
But it's [Gm]lucky for me that
the Snuff [G]Queen
couldn't [F]even pass the [C]blood test
Well, the Snuff Queen's
got a face like I ain't never seen
She's been featured on the back cover
of a farming magazine
And she faced me some [F]baloney
about matri[C]mony
Well, [Gm]glory be, I can't see me being [F]married
to the [C]Snuff Queen
This woman's got a figure
like a bicycle rack.
Besides that, she's ugly.
One eye looks at Dallas,
the other one looks at Fort Worth.