The Shaggy Show Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]From Southwest Detroit deep within
some island's industrial
Waste depositories it's
[Am]Shaggy Time!
[Em][Am]

[Verse 2]
[D]Hey! How ya doin' down there?
[Am]I've got mice here[D]!
[Eb]Alright! [Em]What [Am]up[G5][Fm]
y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm [F]Shaggy [Gm]like you
don't fuckin' know
This is my [Fm]sidekick Fat Pat
He goes "Ha [F]ha [Gm]ha ha" and all
a that [F](That's right!)
[Fm]Anyhow on my way here I almost died
[Gm]This bitch in front of me was
like a hundred and five
They [Fm]worry [F]about drunks,
[Fm]and late night truckers[F]
[Gm]Old ass bitches try to kill
motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
[F]This lady's got her left bli[Fm]nker
on for an hour or [Gm]more[F#]
Then she [Gm]makes a right
into my side [F]door
This [Fm]comedy shit's [F]gettin' old
The [Gm]game is to be sold, not to be [F]told
Oh [Fm]yeah, you can feel the
excitement [Gm]right?
Snoop dogg is with us [G5]to n[Fm]ight
That's what I'm sayin'
[Gm]On the Shaggy Show,
shit we ain't playin'
[Fm]And that[F] ain't it, a[Fm]lso on the show
An[Gm]other motherfucker that well,
some of you know
[Fm]You see him with me a lot,
he's like a brother
[Gm]Violent J's [Gm]in this motherfucker
(I[F]like [Fm]that kid Violent J)
Hey [F]Moe! (What's up?)
How ya [Gm]doin' today?
(Just great Shags!)
That's [Fm]great, now let's give a hand
To Mickey [F]Clark [Gm]and the Gangsta
Fun [Am]Band![D][Am]
We'll be right back with Violent [D]J
[Eb][Em]

[Verse 3]
Do [Am]your homies have [D]money? Are [F#]you
[G5]broke? [G](Ye[Em]ah.)
Do bitches [Am]look at you like some [Em]kind
[F#]of joke?[G5][Am]
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do [D]but
[F#]get your P[Gm]HD.
(Playa hata's de[Am]gree?) That's
[D]right![Am]
[D](Aw hell [Am]yeah![Em])[Am]
[Gm]Player [Am]Haters Academy,
[Eb]loca[Am]ted o[Gm]n Wellfa[F#]rm, i[Am]n Detroit
[Em]Offers the finest in p[Am]layer
hat[Am]in' tactics[Gm].
[Am](Yeah that's right!) Such as
[C#]the bitch hater:
(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly,
at least I ain't got [Am]no money!)
Or the never ending shooting
star:
(Just 'cause he got a car he want
to [Am]be drivin t[Am]hat bitch!)
Get [Eb]your [Am]PHD a[D]nd joi[Am]n a nation of [G5]playe[F#]r[G5][D]
[Am][D]
[Am][Em][Am][Em]
[Am]hation!

[Verse 4]
(Word up!)
[Am]OK, my first guest, [Fm]he's nutty as hell
He [Gm]just served a half a year
in the county [G5]jail[Fm]
Now he's back, for now at least
Hey [Gm]Violent [Am]J's [Gm]in this
[G5]bitch ass [Gm]piece!

[Verse 5]
[Fm]What up y'all? (What up?) What's
happenin'?
It's [Gm]been six months and
my dick ain't havin' it
If [F]I don't hurry u[Fm]p and get me some ass
I [F]might [Gm]bust [Am]this nut [G5]on y[Gm]our tv g[G5]lass!
[Gm]Any [Fm]way, been [Am]workin
[F]on my [Fm]brand new shit
[F]A b[Gm]rand new group with
my homies Twisted
It's [Fm]called Dark Lotus,
shit I play somethin for [Gm]y'all?[Am][Gm]
Hell naw

[Verse 6]
[Fm]Now I been hearin' a
little of this and [F]that
[Gm]About you havin' some
kind of a panic attack
[Fm]Tell [F]us, [Fm]uh, is it true?
And [Gm]when you have one,
what the fuck do you do?

[Verse 7]
Well, [Fm]I'll be sittin' there
enjoyin' a coffee
And [Gm]then all of a sudden,
I'm like get off me!
[Fm]Then I start chokin off pedestrians
[F]Until they giv[F#]e me my shot
[Gm]of calliphilestrian
But [F]that's all over [Fm]now, it's old hat
I'm [Gm]a perfectly normal necrophili[Fm]ac
Just don't test me or pull strings,
forget it
[Gm]I might grab your neck and
[Gm]do bad things with it!

[Verse 8]
Well on [Gm]that note, [Fm]thank you J (Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one
[Gm]of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass back[Fm]stage and
relax (I'm straight)
Snoop [Gm]Dogg is comin' up [Am]next![D]
[Am]Stay right here,
we'll be right back!
[D][Eb]

[Verse 9]
I like my chili hot. As [Gb]a matter of fact
[Gb]I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can cook a hog's
ass in a spoonful.
When [Gb]a workin' man such as myself
wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of [Gb]momma's
God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans
filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right
amount of thick savory sauce,
[Gb]Drippin' with noodle nuggets
and Texas [Gb]tough onions.
Mm mm that's hot, God Damn Hot.

[Interlude 1]
Ask for it by name.
[Am][D][Am]
[Em][Am]
[Em][E][Em][Am]
[Gm]
Thank[Fm]s fellas! Alright

[Verse 10]
yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered
the [Gm]sound in rap
He's come a long way
[Fm]from the L- B- C
Please welcome Snoop
[Gm]D- O- double G!

[Verse 11]
[Fm]Look up in the sky,
it's a [Fm]bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all,
fuckin' [Gm]with the Insane
[Gm]Clow[Fm]ns, get down nigga,[Fm]
I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's [Gm]go
half on this pound
[Fm]I stay gangsta like Vaughn,
[Fm]I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg
and I can [Gm]raise your arm
[Fm]So any MC that d[Fm]isagree with me
Step up and watch your motherfuckin'
ass meet defeat

[Verse 12]
[Fm]Snoop? (What?) Now you got
plat[Fm]inum on your walls
While other fools stare and,
[Gm]scratch their balls (What?)
They want to be like you,
they [Fm]want to try to steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, [Gm]why is that so?
[Gm]It's like

[Verse 13]
everywhere I look,
and [Fm]everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin'
to [Gm]steal my flow
[Fm]But I don't pay [Fm]em no attention
[Fm]Oh, should I mention?
I'm all about the money and rid
[Gm]in' in cars with suspension
[Fm]Bouncin',
bankin' up [Fm]corners smokin' dough
Smokin' that weed,
hangin' out with [Fm]my locs and folks
[Fm]Don't give a fuck about
[Fm]nothin' at all
That's why I'm known to the world as big
motherfuck[Gm]in' Snoop [Fm]Dogg
Nigga

[Verse 14]
Snoop [Fm]Dogg everybody!
Now we gotta bring a [Gm]close to
the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks Violent [Fm]J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that [Gm]bag
of smoke (Getdown)
Join us next [Fm]time for the show
We'll have that one bitch
[Gm]from Letters to Cleo
[Fm](Granny!) That's it for now,
[Fm]I'm out this bitch
Ay yo [Gm]Gangsta Funk,
[Gm]show em how you got rich!

[Outro 1]
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