The Man Behind The Piano Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][A][B][C][F]
[C][G][Eb][D][Dm][C]

[Verse 1]
[C]Layin' in the haze,
you're soaked to the skin
My rifle's missing and I
don't know where it been
I [F]wake up every morning just the [C]same
I [G]like my fun, but I ain't a bum
And I [Eb]ain't [Dm]got no n[C]ame
I got no job, I got no wife
I don't give a damn about my life
[F]Drink and women's everything [Dm]I nee[C]d
[G]Go on to lose what you got to lose
Cause wo[Eb]men,
[Dm]they come [C]free[F][C][G][Eb][D][Dm][C]
Wildcat
Sue, she's a beautiful girl, she's got big long legs but can't you tell,
she's a [F]wildcat, wildcat, oh yes she [C]is.
She's a [G]wildcat woman with beautiful thighs and [Eb]big,
[Dm]big eyes[C].
I was having a drink when she walked right in, got lumped in my tie and a bit much,
in the [F]man behind the piano and stopped and [C]stared.
He's [G]one I thought who slid right down and
[Eb]curled [Dm]around his [C]chair[F][C][G][Eb][Dm][C]
I offered a drink and she asked me why I said,
like your legs, I don't want her dry
She [F]said, you'd better
watch your step with [C]me
I'll have a [G]red and black and a double gin
But you [Eb]can't come [Dm]home with [C]me
Three bottles of gin, or maybe four
But after five we were on the floor
That [F]barmaid made a pass at [C]me
She had [G]big red [Gm]eyes and a double gin
But it [Eb]didn't [D]bother [C]me[F][C][G][Eb][D][C]
I grabbed her hand,
she grabbed mine I squeezed her leg and she didn't mind
Her [F]husband was a mighty jealous [C]man
He [G]grabbed my arm, got up tight
This [Eb]bunch was [C]dynamite I hit the wall,
fell to the ground
Waikato just laughed aloud
The [F]watchdog came and sniffed at [C]me
He [G]got his leg and I protested,
[Eb]I ai[Dm]n't a tr[C]ee
I kicked the dog, he bit my leg,
a white cat soon turned around and said
You [F]little silly white dog drunken [C]fool
She got [G]on my back and brought me home and
[Eb]kicked me like a [C]mule[F][C][G][Eb][Dm][C]
Bye