The Logic of Crocodiles Chords

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[Verse 1]
[G5]I[C#][Am][C][Am][Bb][Bb5][A5]
[Am]am a very [C]important[Bb5] per s[Am]on.[G5]
[C#m]I've a[Am]cquired a genetica[E5]lly altered [C]hands[B5]hake[G][C]
capable of [B5]speeds up to [G5]30 mph.[C#m][Am][C][Bb5][Bb]
Hair [Bb5]arranged [Am]by t[Eb]he mo[C]st [Am]advanced[C][C#][Am]
[C]landsca[Am]pe sur[B5]veil la[Bb5]nce op[Am]erators ou[G5]r[B#][C#]
Company [C#m]can af[A] fo[Am]rd.
[C]I h[Bb5]ave[Bb][Am][C][Am]
a very expensive [Bb]pen.[Bb5]
[Am]I use big words quite often in subst[Bb5]itution for[C][Am]
semantically equivalent [Bb]words.[Am][Bb5][C][Am]
I attribute this success to my profes[Bb]sional
[Am]de m[C]eano[Am]r and[Bb] my s[Bb5]trong [Am]stock
[Bb5]Port f[Bb]o li[Bb5]o.[C#]
[Am]Thou[Bb5]gh it [Bb]may n[Bb5]ot ap [Am]pear [Bb]so,[C][Bb][Am][C][Bb][Am]
I [Bb]am q[Bb5]uite comfo[Bb]rtable i[Bb5]n my s[Bb]urroundings[Bb5].[Bb][Bb5][Bb]
[Am]I ha[Bb5]ve eve[Am]rything,
[Bb]let [Bb5]me sho[Am]w you aro[Bb]und.[Bb5][D][Am][C][Am]
Smile you [Bb]fucker, [C#m]it's n[Am]ot often
you get this [Bb5]chance.[Am][G5][C#][Am]
Love is just [Bb5]an ex[Bb][Am]
[Bb]changeof cor[Bb5]porate [G5]docum[G#]ents[Am].
I've reviewed your rapport and I [Bb]feel [Bbm]you're
a [G5]pro [C#]spect [Am]for m[C]ech[Am]anical
[Bb5]Salvation.[Am]
[G#5]This is a[G#] joint venture that[G#5] will [G#]be mutu
[Am]ally [G#5]advantageous [G#]to both parties
Involved.
[Am][G#5][G#][G#5][G#][Am][A][Am][C#m][Am][A5]
[Am]Tech[G#5]nically this[G#] is just a business merger.
[G#5]A cons[Am]olid[C#m]ation [Am]of[C#m][Am][C#m][G#][G#5][G#]
liquid [G#5]assets.[Am][A][Am][A][Am][A5][C#m][A][Am][A][Bb5]
[G#]We are res[G#5]pect i[G#]vely [G#5]geared[G#] towards
custom[G#5]er servic[Am]e.[A][Am][C#m]
[G#]There is a great possibility for corporate
spon[D]sorship if you're willing,
[G#]I am [A]sur[D]e we could
[G#]synchronize agendas.
Swift, [D]and efficient [C]satisfaction.
[D]Through [A5]in n[Am]ovative planni[A]ng,
[Am]We could form [A]a strong strategic[Am] partn[Bb5]ership[A5][A][Am]
[A]cap[D]able [A]of [Am]overc[Bb]oming sens[Am]itive
And [A]ad [D]verse [Am]predicaments which will be discussed
at the [A]next [Am]goals assessment
[A5]Meeting.
[Am]Prom[G#]otion[B] po[Bb5]ssibil[Am][A][Bb5][Am][G#][Bb5][Am][G#][Am][Bb5]
[Am]ity and addition[E5]al be[Am]nefits ar[A5]e di[Am]agrammed in my[Am][C][Am][C]
[Am]Preliminar[Am]y objective
[E5]outline.[Am]
Raises are gran[Am]ted based on performance.