The Litany Of The Slain Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
And [A5]we beg[Bb5]in our litany
Of peopled [A5]killed by [Bb5]mostly me
Goatie the load, he's [Bb]first in [A5]line
Antarctic [Bb5]Ant not far behind
Ripped an [A5]arm off Melvin Fleebish
Mutant cockroach not for squeamish
Uncle Knobby crushed by [Bb5]engine
[E5]Pretty Pookie anus- bending
[A5]Anton Reemcobb he expoloded
Redneck got his chest imploded
Biker Bitch she was de- titted
Stubbles on a pike was spitted
Cranial- crush the Franken Ref
Ollie North was kicked to death
[Bb5]Smashed flat was Mutant Baby
[Eb5]Small Sac [A5]had to join [G#5]the Navy

[Verse 2]
[Eb]The [A5]Lit any of the
[G#5]Vanquished[Eb][A5]
The Litany of the [C5]Slain[G#][Eb][A5]
You know their names will someday
[G#5]vanish[Eb][A5]
Enshrined in death they shall remain
[Am][C5][Bb5]

[Verse 3]
Mr.Fudgie, death came
[A5]quickly
Mrs.Fudgie, slow and sickly
Mangled spleen [Bb5]of Noriega
Log suck [A5]Off, yeah we be[Bb5]trayed ya
Cruci[A5]fied the Oral Swallow
Bested Techno,
threats were hollow
Bozo waged his mortal combat
Edna Grambo raped with [G#5]wombat

[Verse 4]
[Eb]The [A5]Lit any of the Vanquished
The Cor[G#5]poral [Eb]yes he lost his t[A5]its
Private Parts was drowned in shit
Poor ole Tome was beaten badly
Him was hacked and slashed up [C5]madly
The Lit[G#5]any of the

[Verse 5]
[Eb]Slain
Father Bohab waped til [A5]dead Gor gor

[Verse 6]
[A5]
big sword thru the head
Smelly Hippy shotgun blast
Art Fag with a face- rip fast

[Verse 7]
You know their names [A5]with someday
[G#5]vanish

[Verse 8]
[Eb]Reeko Bowel Grande he was [A5]flayed
Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed
Gor Borg got a spear through the gullet
Hitler had to bite the bullet

[Verse 9]
Enshrined [A5]in death they shall
[Am]remain[C5]
[Eb]Bag

[Verse 10]
Lady disemboweled
Butterfly Boy [E5]raked [Eb]and trowled
Butter[Eb5]fly Gi[C#5]rl had no[Eb] luck
Flopsy [Eb5]with a facial fist fuck
[Eb]Boss Glom he had his face melted
World Mag[F]got [E5]was t[Eb]hricely belted
Flesh [Eb5]column with a [C#5]double [Eb]fist chop
[Eb5]OJ got jugular slit- stop
[Eb]Jerry Gar[Eb5]cia heart at[Eb] tack
Frank [Eb5]Sinatra [E5]hammer [Eb]whack
Bloody [Eb5]beatdown [C#5]Car dinal Syn
[Eb]Syn Warriors w[Eb5]ere chopped at chi[C#5]n
[Eb]Gray [Eb5]Aliens [Eb]stuck and skewered
Alien [Eb5]Baby w[E5]as man[Eb]ured
Michael [Eb5]Jackson [C#5]was a fi[Eb]ghter
Jerry [Eb5]Springer struck by lighter
[Eb]Mutant [Eb5]Pen guins wh[Eb]at a joke
Robo- [Eb5]Sleazy get [E5]a rop[Eb]e
Bill [Eb5]Clinton [C#5]hacked and [Eb]mangled
Monika her [Eb5]entrails tangled
[Eb]Lady Die, death expected
El Duce, [E5]resurrec[Eb]ted
Jon Ben[Eb5]et a blo[C#5]ody mas[Eb]s
Dead [Eb5]Elvis [Eb]a spear up [Eb5]ass
The [Bbm]Master [A5]was n't v[G#5]ery scary
[G5]But John K[F#5]erry v[F]ery hairy
Mar[A5]ilyn Manson he [G#5]got sk[G5]inned[F#5]
[F]Jagermonsta flipped and
[E5]pinned[A5][G#5]
Dr.Leaky got jaw knocked off
[G5]Double [F#5]tit chop La[F]ra Croft
[A5]Al Gore saw his fl[G#5]esh a rending
[G5]Bush's [F#5]death was [F]never- [F5]ending

[Interlude 1]
[G#5][Eb][A5]
[G#5][Eb]
[A5][C5]
[G#5][Eb][A5]
[Eb][A5]
[C5][Bb]
Bonsesnapper he [A5]never died

[Verse 11]
Skullix did, though [Bb5]life he t[A5]ried
Bloody Mary crushed by bison
Kicked the shit out of Mike Tyson
[Bb5]Courtney [A5]Love was raped and rotten
Had to hand a guy named
Saddam
Osama crushed by [Bb]weights so heavy
[E]Found the [Em]head of Chandra Levy
[A5]Pope John Paul got bit by Gor Gor
Bashed and [A5]thrashed the
Reagonator
Laci Peterson was found
Dick Cheny guts unwound
Paris [A5]Hilton fucked a donkey
Sharon Osbourne [A5]rather
wonky
Lordi's head was on a stick
[Eb]Va T[A5]ech dude what a dick

[Verse 12]
[Eb]
[A5]Jewcifer run down by camel
Double arm rip Toe Enamel
[Eb]Hell Cop [A5]got a spear up ass
Ultimate Bohab quickly gassed
[Eb]Nazi [A5]Pope was executed
Mo Ho Med electrocuted
Hillary [A5]Clinton murdered mama
Gruesome killing of Obama
[A5]John McCain saw his guts
spilling
Sawborg Destructo saw the killing
Messy [A5]death for General Zog'
Another baby crushed with log
And that's what this song is for
The creatures that were killed by [A5]GWAR
So check in on [A5]the next GWAR tour