The Liar's Club Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]Take up the sheets, me hearties,
water the deck with brine.
Bente the oars, you lousy whores,
none is bigger than [G]mine.
[C]Three old whores from
Winnipeg were [F]drinking a sherry [C]wine.
Says one of them to the other two,
[G]yours is smaller than [C]mine.
So take up the sheets, me hearties,
wa[F]ter the deck with [C]brine.
Bente the oars, you lousy whores,
[G]none is bigger than [C]mine.[G]
[C]You're a liar,
says the other old whore
Mine's as [F]big as the [C]sea
The battleships sail in and out
And [G]never a bother to [C]me
So take up the sheets, me hearties
Wa[F]ter the deck with [C]brine
Then to the oars, you lousy whores
[G]None is bigger than [C]mine[G]
[C]You're a liar,
says the other old whore
[F]Mine's as big as the [C]moon
The ships sail in on the first of the year
They never come [G]out till
[C]June
Break up the sheets, me hearties,
[F]wa ter the deck with [C]brine
Bend to the oars, you lousy whores,
[G]none is bigger than [C]mine[G]
[C]You're a liar, says the other old whore,
[F]mine's as big as the [C]air
The ships sail out and the ships sail
in and they [G]never [C]tickle the [B]hair
[C]Oh, take up the sheets, me hearties,
[F]water the deck with [C]brine
Bend to the oars, you lousy whores,
[G]none is bigger than [C]mine[G]
[C]You're a liar,
says the first again, I'd [F]blush to be so [C]small
Many's the fleet that sailed right
in and [G]never come [C]out at all
So take up the sheets, me hearties,
[F]water the deck with [C]brine
Bend to the oars, you lousy whores,
[G]none is bigger than [C]mine
[G]