The Hairbrush Song Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Am]Nar rator: "Now it's time
for silly songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry [E]comes
out and sings a silly song
Our curtain opens [Am]as Larry,
having just finished his morning
Bath, is searching for his hair[E]brush. Having no success,
Larry cries out"
Larry: "Oh, [Am]where is my hairbrush? [Dm]Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh,
[E]where
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where, oh, where, oh, where, oh
Where oh, where is my hair
[Am]brush?"
Narrator: "Hav[E]ing heard his [G#m]cry,
Pa Grape enters the [E]scene. [G]Shocked and
Slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a tow[Eb]el,
Pa regain[F#dim]s his
Composure and reports "
Pa: "I think I saw a [Fm]hairbrush
[F#dim]back ther[Fdim]e!"[E]
Larry: "Back [Am]there is my hairbrush. Back
[Dm]there is my hairbrush. Back
[E]There, back there, oh, where, back there,
oh, where, oh, where, back
There, back there, back there
is my hairbrush!"
[Am]Narr[C]ator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation,
Junior Asparagus [Am]enters
The scene. Shocked and slightly
embarrassed at the sight of [F]Larry in a
Towel, Junior re[F#dim]gains
his composure and comments"
[G]Junior: "Why do you [C]need a [G]hairbrush?
[C]You don't [G]have any hair!"
Narrator: "Larry is taken [Gm]aback.
The thought had never oc[G]cured to him
No [D]hair? What would [F]this mean? [Dm]What will become
of [F]him? [Am]What will become
[E]Of his hairbrush? Larry
wonders"
Larry: "No [Am]hair for my hairbrush. No
[Dm]hair for my hairbrush. No [E]hair, no
Hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair,
no where, back there, no hair
For [Am]my hairbrush!"
Narrator: "Having heard his [E]wonderings,
Bob [Am]the Tomato enters the scene
Shocked and slightly [F]em barrassed
at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob
Regains his composure and
con[C]fesses"
Bob: "Larry, that [G]old hairbrush of yours [Am]Well,
you never use it, you
Don't really need [G#]it. So, well,
I'm sorry I didn't [C]know. But I gave
It to the Peach -'cause he's got
hair!"
Narrat[Caug]or: "Feeling a [G#aug]deep sens[G#]e of loss,
[G#aug]Larry stu[E]mbles back and laments"
Larry: "Not [Am]fair for my hairbrush. Not
[Dm]fair! My poor hairbrush. Not
[E]Fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no
where, no hair, not fair, not
Fair, not fair! My little hair
[Am]brush!"
Narrator: "Having heard his lament,
the Peach enters the scene. Himself
[E]In a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked
and slightly
Embarrassed [Am]at the sight ofeach other.
[C]But recognizing Larry's
[E]Generosity,
the Peach is thankful"
Peach: "Thanks for
the hairbrush."
[G]Narrator: "Yes,
good has been [D]done here. [F#dim]The Peach [Ebdim]exits the scene
[F#dim]Larry smi[Edim]les, but,
still feeling [F]an emotional attachment for the
Hairbrush, calls out "
Larry: "Take [Bbm]care of my hairbrush. Take c[Ebm]are,
oh my hairbrush. Take
[F]Care, take care, don't dare not care, take care, nice hair,
no fair, take care, take care of my hairbrush."
[Bb]Narrator: "The end!"