the great outdoors Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Em]
[A]
[Em]

[Verse 1]
All you [Em]lasses in Parnassus,
swallowing swords
Shooting out [A]fire [Em]at us
heathen [Bm]hordes
[Em]I was thinkin' something
before I began
But then you done cut [Bm]off
[Em]both of my hands
[A]Now I do my drinking from
[Em]bamboo [E]str[Em]aws
[A]Constantly kicking at [Em]tarantulas
[E]What was [A]I thinking,
[Em]move to [A]Baltimore?
Oh yeah, the [Em]great outdoors!
[G][C#m][Em][G]

[Verse 2]
[Em]
Jump into the [D]water[Em]
Keel-hauled on on the Constella[D]tion
[Em]Don't sell my belo[D]ngings[Em]
'Cause you know that I'll
be [D]back[Em]

[Verse 3]
[Em]Remember [E]when I [Em]told you
that I was a samurai?
Well the fact [A]of the matter [Em]is,
that was [Bm]a lie
[Em]There were some other things
[Bm]that I'd [Em]rather not recall
Y'all can blame it all on the alcohol
[Bm]But you [Em]ain't got n[A]o busi
[Em]ness criticizing me
This is [A]my house [Em]and I'll
do as [A]I p[Em]lease
What was [A]I thinki[Em]ng,
move to Baltimore?
[A]Oh [Em]yeah, the great outdoors!
[G][Em][G][Em]

[Verse 4]
[Em]Jump into the water
Keel-hauled on on the Constellation
Don't sell my belongings
'Cause you know that [E]I'll [Em]be baaack

[Verse 5]
[Em]Move it on over and give me a slice
If you're in the market for green
zucchini
Farmers' Almanac got
the largest size
Winnebago woman, whatcha cookin'?

[Verse 6]
Move it on over and give me a slice
[Em]I'd be [G]a r[Em]icher [A]man toda[B5]y
[F#]if it we[F#m]ren't fo[B5]r physic[B]s
[F#m]If I coul[A]d l[B]evitat[F#]e I
[A]would sell lots of tickets
[F#m]And maybe [Gm]do an [Em]interview wi[E]th Larry K[Em]ing[A][E][A]
[G]while [Em]floa[B]t ing[F#][F#m][B][F#m]
[A][B][F#][A]
[F#m]Move[E][Em][E][Em][E][A]
it on [Em]over and give me a slice