The Ending Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]She said
She said, "You're like Jason Biggs,
in all the Jason Biggs movies"
She said
"Hey!"
She said, "You're like the weird guy,
in all the movies
Who turns into the hero at the
end and gets the girl"
And I was like, "Shut your mouth"
But I'm gonna take over
[C]The world
As soon [B]as everybody dies
I'm [Em]gonna take over your heart
As soon as I get the [G]balls to try
I'ma [C]re- arrange the alphabet
An[B]d then take "U" and "I"
And put [Em]a bit of space
between 'em
And hope that nobody [C]cries
I'ma run around this city,
wondering [B]why shit is like this
I'ma [Em]be a nice guy
Might fuck around [G]an
d make a difference
I'ma [C]hope for the best,
but prepare [B]for the worst
They're gonna [Em]fo cus
on their hooks
And then say,
"Fuck it" to the verse
Like, god[C]damn, but look at me
Then [B]look at them
[Em]Now look at me
How's it going?
My name's [G]Frank
Was[C]sup?
Today, we're [Em]looking into what
really [B]fucking matters
[C]Gucci bags, money bands,
trap [G]beats, and sarcasm
I [C]hope that you don't fall into their
schemes [B]and what they say
When [Em]you look them in their eyes,
that they don't choose [G]to look away
'Cause you don't [C]deserve
to be [Em]fucked with
Unless you're a [B]fucking asshole
And [C]expect two- hundred dollars every
[G]time that you pass "Go"
[C]Your life isn't fair
Life [B]is like a fair
That only lets [Em]in white people with
blue [G]eyes and blond hair
And big tits [C]and small waists
Let's cut- pas[B]te the same face
The same smile
[Em]The same type
That's been stuck here for a [C]while
[G]I h[C]ope that you don't fall into my
schemes [B]or what I say
When you [Em]look me in the eye,
I'll look you dead in[G]to the face
'Cause you don't [C]deserve
to be fucked with
Unless [G]you're a fucking [C]asshole
[B]And expect two- hundred dollars
every time that you [G]pass "Go"
Your [C]life isn't fair
Life is [B]like a fair
That only [Em]lets in white people
with blue eyes and blond hair
[G]An d big [C]tits and small waists
Let's cut- paste the [B]same face
The same smile
[Em]The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
Yeah, I ain't [C]shit
I ain't shit
I ain't [B]shit
I ain't [D]shit
[Em]I ain't shit
Compared to them, [G]right?
I ain't [C]shit
I ain't shit
I ain't [B]shit
I ain't [D]shit
I ain't [Em]shit[Dm]
[C]Yo
My friend[Em]s say that I have
poor face structure
I said, "You look like Alien
vers. Fuckin' Predator
Both of 'em"
'Cause right before the movie starts,
there's a weird [C]type of scene
That's awfully sensual [Em]with rose
petals and Marvin Gaye [G]sings
[C]I think people would watch that
[B]Probably on pay- per- vie[Em]w
On a Tuesday night, like,
[G]what else is there to [C]do?
Like, a lot of things
[B]Fuckin' read a book, I guess?
[Em]Like 50 Shades of Gray,
except Alien and [G]Predator making the schtukkus
[C]That's great fan fiction for
[B]a great man missin'
[Em]The spice of life
The price is right for [G]species all alike
Like [C]this, the night was young
and I could feel it [B]on my lips
[G]It's the [C]taste of Predator's wit
(Oh no)
Yeah
And I know you [B]want a piece of this [G]wit
And I [Em]know she wants
a piece of this [C]wit
(No!)
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
My wit
My wit, my wit
She [B]wants a piece [G]of this
[C]Thank you, [G]for listening to the [Em]record
[C]I a[B]ppreciate it more than you
could ever fucking under[F]stand
[Em]I, u[G]hm, [Em]worked so hard on it,[G]
and lost my mind due [C]to the music business
The mu[B]sic [Em]business
[G]is quite the business
[C]But, I de[Em]cided that I don't
wanna be a part of it anymore
So I, this is all me [Em]and no [G]one's gonna fuckin'
tell me how [C]to write a [Em]song, you know?
[G]And[B], the way[Em] I listen to music is,
[G]fucking, like, medicine, dude
It makes [Em]me feel better about my life, and, uh,
my dream is to do that for other people
And, [G]uh, [C]and, you know,
travel the world doing that, and, helping people
[Em]Like[G] so many people helped me
[C]And, uh, thank you for[F] letting me[Em]
try to do that to you
Mmkay, alright, bye