The Claps Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[G]And you ain't never had the claps in your life,
goddammit.
Till you get Oakland, California claps.
They're [C]the meanest mother
[G]fuckin' claps in the world.
You get San Francisco clap
it hurt when you pee.
But when you get Oakland
clap it hurt
every time you see water.
Had the Mr. Lady claps on me,
had the nerdy [C]come in here
night with a [G]wig on.[C]
[G]Anybody with a wig on is a suspect
and the doctor [C]stuck a needle
up my ass
that looked like a Wilkerson sword down [G]there tore off my right cheek,
ass head, dick head
and the bitch that laid the claps
on me
had the to [C]run up into my [G]face
and look at me [C]and say, [G]hey Steve,
don't you remember me?
I felt my dick, I said, how,
how in the hell can I ever forget you?
She said, Steve, last time you were here,
[C]I gave you something.
[G]I felt my dick, said you sur[C]e did[G].
She said Steve, I [C]got some faith to[G]night.
I said what you got this [C]time? [G]Cancer.
She said nigga you act like I gave you
a disease.
I said look woman,
I didn't mind it
when you gave me [C]the claps.[F][G]
Because the pussy was good.
Lord knows that pussy was good.
Any time a nigga get a
[F]piece of pussy
that keep his [G]dick coming for 10 days,
it's got to be good.
My dick was run[C]ning so fast,
I looked at my PETA,
[G]I said, run O .J.,
get another goddamn test done.
She said,
nigga, what you mean
I gave you the claps?
I said, look, bitch, I didn't mind
when you gave me the claps,
that didn't bug me at all.
But [C]when I gave you my [G]last 3,
woke up the next morning with the crabs,
bitch said, [F]was a fucking [Bb]no -no.[F]
She said, nigga, what you mean
I gave you the crabs?
I said, look, [G]bitch, I gave you 3
and you gave me the crab.
She looked at me and [F]said, you cheap,
black motherfucker.
For 3, nig[F]ga,
what the fuck you expect?
Lobster!