The Cheerleader Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren
(Sound of pom- poms)
[G]Cheerleader: (With annoying feminine voice) "Ok you
guys, let's hear some spirit!"
[F](Performing cheer)
Cheerleader: "United, we are united. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers,
we're out for vic- tor- y [G]- Yeah!"
(No response)
Cheerleader: "Come on you
[F]guys! [G]I wanna hear you!"
(Still no response)
Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game
tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the - "
Guy in crowd: "Sit down!"
Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" (Whining) "You think this is easy being
a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!"
Guy: "Shut up!"
Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're
ruining it! I paid for my pom- poms with my own money." (Half- crying)
Guy: "You suck!"
Cheerleader: (Hurt) "I was gonna do a split for you guys,
but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything."
(Something hurled and hit Cheerleader)
Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get
a bruise now! I hate my school!" (Whining)
(Crowd cheering softly in
background)
Guy: "We're sorry."
(Pause)
Guy: "Just kidding,
you suck!"
Cheerleader: (Half- crying) "Ahhaw.No..."
[F]