The Ballad Of Happy Friday And Tiger Woods Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[Em]Out past
Wardens
Hill, past
Guy's
Run
Armory
Where [G]you can shoot guns
all the livelong day
There's a [A]spot where
tiger woods en[C]d
Happy
Friday would [Am]hide [A]from the orderlies
Stealing [Am]away, [D]they would [Em]roll on the grass
In the bosom of ecstasy,
[G]trample the green
They'd swallow the tease,
they [C]showed no discretion
Nor [G]thought for their [C]families,
[Am]freed by a passion
They [C]did as they [Em]pleased
His [Bm]body was [G]perfect,
his [D]body was [G]perfect
[Bm]The strong and the [Em]terrible, [D]young
Tiger
[C]Woods[Em]
And
Happy was happiest with
eyes clamped shut
To [G]keep out the coldness of voices with pills
To [Am]keep out the sight of
[C]heads stapled tight
And [Am]smiles that say, well now you can [Bm]do it
To [Em]pry her eyes open
with blinding sunlight
To [Am]steal her away from a scented lover
Whose [Bm]body was [G]perfect,
whose [D]body was [G]perfect
The [Bm]strong and the [Em]terrible
[D]young tiger [C]was[Em]
If
Happy don't move,
we shout then shake her
If
[G]Happy won't eat, we'll turn up her too
We [Am]begged and we pleaded,
we [C]teased and controlled her
But
[Am]Happy had no plans to ever be moved
From the [Em]place deep inside
Where she met with the future
She [Am]spent all her time
In the arms of a lover
Whose [B]body was [G]perfect
Whose [D]body was [G]perfect
The [Bm]strong and the [Em]terrible
[D]Young tiger was
[C]Whose bod[B]y was per[G]fect
Whose [D]body was [G]perfect
The [Bm]strong and the [Em]terrible
A [D]young tiger [C]born and brought
I was [Em]fine, I was happy
She thought once or twice
My [G]husband, my grandkids
Yes, all that was nice
Before [Am]they had taken
My [C]arms and legs from me
[Am]Stolen [A]so quickly
And now [Am]they all [A]beg me
To [Em]walk and to lift things, fork to my mouth
But [Am]my mouth's full of tiger,
a passion for tiger
Whose [B]body is [G]perfect,
whose [D]body is [G]perfect
The [B]strong and the [Em]terrible [D]young tiger
[C]Whose [B]body [Bm]is pe[G]rfect,
whose [D]body is [G]perfect
The [Bm]strong an[B]d the t[Em]errible y[D]oung
Tiger
[C]Woods[Em][B][Bm][D][Am][Em][B][Bm][D]
[Bm][B]
[Em][B][Bm][D][Am][G][B][Bm][D][Am]
[Em]
Out past
Warden's
[G]Hill, past
Guy's
Run
[Em]Armory
Where [G]you can shoot guns
of a live long day
There's a [Am]spot where
Tiger
Woods an[C]d
Happy
Friday
Would [A]hide from the orderlies,
[Am]stealing away
[B]They would [Em]roll on the grass,
in the bosom of ecstasy
They'd [G]trample the green,
they'd swallow the tears
They [Am]showed no discretion,
[C]nor thought for their families
[Am]Freed by a passion,
they did as they [Em]pleased
His [Bm]body was [G]perfect,
his [D]body was [G]perfect
The [B]strong and the [Em]terrible [D]young tigers
[C]His [B]body [Bm]was p[G]erfect,
his [D]body was [Em]perfect
The [Bm]strong and the [Em]terrible [D]young
tiger [C]wolf[Em][B][D][A][Em][B]
[D]
[A]His [Em]body was [B]perfect,
his [D]body was [Am]perfect[Em][B][D]
[A]His[Em] body was pur[B]e,
His [D]body was [Em]pure[B][D][A][Em]
[B][D][Em][B][D]
[Em][B][D]
Thank