The Allergy Song Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]I used to be allergic
to anyone with hair
All my girlfriends had to shave,
otherwise I wouldn't care
Now I am [G]pleased to report
I really only changed a [D]bit
Now [G]I'm [A]allergic to clothes,
[G]all they're [A]gonna do is [D]strip
I've read a lot of Shakespeare,
I've seen his movies too
Not bad for an amateur,
it's my professional deal
And as you can [G]gather from that,
I didn't do too well at [D]school
The only [A]thing I ever learned
was [G]how to be al[A]lergic to [D]rules
I [F]feel I ought to tell you
that my [C]doctor isn't well
When he [Bb]saw me for a check -up
he began [F]to check himself
Felt a [Eb]niche in several places
and as [Bb]he began to scratch
came an interrupt
[F]Now[Am], out[A] in [D]Scandinavia,
girls really do have fun
Even those without blonde hair
are not to be outdone
While on a [G]visit last year,
I must have dated two or [D]three
But every [A]time I got on home
I found [G]that he gave a [A]tragic to [D]me
[C][F][Bb]
[A][D]
[G][D]
[A][Am][G][Am][D]
I [F]feel I ought to tell you
that my [C]doctor isn't well
When I [Bb]went in for a jiggle,
he [F]began checking himself
Found a [Eb]niche in several places
Undersea [Bb]began to scratch
I just had to [F]dash[Am]
Now, [D]you might pose the question
Like, what excuse is that?
How can you be allergic to
An allergy you've had?
Well, let me [G]tell you this truth
When I was a ripe old age of [D]ten
My [G]parents, [A]they were so surprised
[G]Should have seen the
[A]look that's in their eyes
When [G]I became allerg[A]ic to them
[Bm]And the moral of t[F#]his tale
[Am]If you end up in a[E] jail
[Gm]All you need to un[D]wind
[Em]is a l[G]ittle ti[D]me you