Textosterone Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]Wel[G]l,
[C]I like them tall and I like them pretty
I like them smart and I [G]like them silly
[C]Blondes, brunettes, red[F]heads galore
Ain't nev[C]er met a woman that I
[G]don't [C]adore[Bb][C][F]
Textosterone, textosterone
A [C]bit too much of [G]that
[C]Y -chromosome
[G]The doctor said I could [F]blame it on my [C]genes
I tex[F]tosterone, textosterone
Don't [C]know what wranglers have
to do with my hormones
I'm a [G]good old boy from
San
Antone
And I [C]don't know a thing
about textosterone
[G]Well, my [C]mama said, boy,
you're just like your dad
And I said, hey, that's good.
She said, [G]uh -uh, that's bad.
He [C]was dumb as a rock [F]with
an eye for the ladies.
Wasn't [C]good for nothing
except [G]making ba[C]bies.
[F]Well, textosterone,
textosterone, a bit [C]too much
of that
[Em]Y chromo[C]some.[G]
The doctor said I could [F]blame it
on my [C]genes.[F]
Textosterone, textosterone,
don't
[C]don't know what wranglers [G]have
to do with [C]my hormones
I'm a [G]good ol' boy for sayin' and so
And I [C]don't know s*** about
[F]testosterone[C]
[G][C]
[F][C]
[G][C]
Well, I needed some things
so I went to the store
The sales lady [G]said,
[C]check your [G]package at the door
[C]We don't allow stealing
and [F]nothing is free
But if that's a pickle [C]in your pocket, boy,
you're coming with [F]me
Textosterone,
textosterone I've [C]been too much of [G]that
[C]Y -chromosome
[G]The doctor said I could [F]blame
it on my [C]genes, yeah
A -tex[F]tosterone, textosterone
Don't [C]know what wranglers
have to do with
my hormones I'm a [G]good ol' boy from
San
Antonio
And I [C]don't know a thing
about tex[F]tosterone
[C]Jus[G]t a good ol' boy from
San
Antonio
And I [C]don't know a thing
about tex[C]tosterone[G]
you