TEXAS HOLD 'EM Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[C][C][C][C]
[C][C]

[Chorus 1]
This ain't [C]Texas (Woo)
Ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your [F]Lexus (Woo)
And throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick a[C]round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
(Stick around)
And I'll be [G]damned
if I can't slow-dance with you
Come [F]pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a [C]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now,
woo, ha

[Verse 1]
There's a tor[C]nado (There's a tornado)
In my city (In my city)
Hit the basement (Hit the...)
That shit ain't pretty
Rugged [F]whiskey (Rugged...)
'Cause we survivin' ('Cause we...)
Off red-cup [C]kisses, sweet redemption,
passin' time, yeah
[Am]Ooh, [F]one step to the right
We [C]headed to the dive bar
we always thought was nice
[Am]Ooh, [F]run me to the left
Then [C]spin me in the middle,
boy, [G]I can't read your mind

[Chorus 2]
This ain't [C]Texas (Woo)
Ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your [F]Lexus (Woo)
And throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick a[C]round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
(Stick around)
And I'll be [G]damned
if I can't slow-dance with you
Come [F]pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a [C]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the...
And I'll be [G]damned
if I cannot dance with you
Come [F]pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a [C]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

[Interlude 1]
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now,
[C](ooh) [C]Woo[C]-hoo, woo[C]-hoo
[F]Woo[F]-ho[C]o[C]

[Verse 2]
There's a [C]heatwave (There's a heatwave)
Comin' at us (Comin' at...)
Too hot to think straight
Too cold to panic (Cold to...)
All of the [F]problems
Just feel dramatic (...feel dramatic)
And now we're [C]runnin' to the first bar
that we find, yeah
[Am]Ooh, [F]one step to the right
We [C]headed to the dive bar
we always thought was nice
[Am]Ooh, [F]you run to the left
Just [C]work me in the middle,
boy, [G]I can't read your mind

[Chorus 3]
This ain't [C]Texas (Woo)
Ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your [F]Lexus (Hey)
And throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick a[C]round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
(Stick around)
And I'll be [G]damned
if I cannot dance with you
Come [F]pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a [C]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the...
And I'll be [G]damned
if I cannot dance with you
Come [F]pour some liquor on me, honey, too
It's a [C]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

[Outro 1]
Don't be a—, come take it to the floor now,
[G]Tak[F]e it to the floor now, ooh[Dm]
(Hoops [C]spurs, boots)
To the floor now, [G]ooh (Tuck, [F]back, oops)
[Dm](Sho[C]ot)
Come take it to the floor now, [G]ooh
And I'll be [F]damned
if I cannot dance with [Dm]you
Baby, [C]pour that sugar and liquor on [G]me, too
(Furs, [F]spurs, boots)
[Dm](Solargenic, photo[C]genic, shoot)