Television Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][Cm][G]
[Gm][Cm]
[G]

[Verse 1]
[G]Making babies,
like babies make faces
Time [F]alone, [G]helpin' on to the races
Sometime I [C]dream about [G]getting fixed
Out my [F]mind, [G]soon as we dig I kiss
[Gm]If it don't look nasty,
[G]I won't make babies
Too many miles to be about to go crazy
How [Bb]come we [F]never [Dm]watch
[G]tele[Gm]vision?[G]
How [F]come we never watch [Gm]television?
[G]Scattered and spl[C]attered on
[G]the love [Em]all t[C]he time
[G]Scratchin' [C]and scramblin' and
we'd never [G]have [C]a dime
[G]Livin' for lov[C]in' [G]all the [C]time
Did[G]n't have it on [C]us,
it should be a nat[G]ural [Am]crime[D]
[G][Gdim][G]

[Verse 2]
[Cm]T -T -T -Tel[G]evision
[Edim][C]

[Verse 3]
[Cm]
T -T -T [G]-Television
Use our [Gm]whole card
[G]for a ten minute thing
Just like love
[Cm]but [G]on the wing
Treat the small fry like stepchildren
Move on away, baby, cause we too willing
Out the bedroom, it's all null and [C]void
[G]Be cheaper to sleep with
Sigmund
Freud
How [F]come we [C]never watch
[G]tele[Gm]vision?[G]
How [Bb]come we [C]never watch [G]tele[Gm]vision?
[G]Scattin' and[C] sproutin'
on [G]love [Em]all the [C]time
[G]Scratchin' and scrambli[C]n' ain't
no never [G]have or [Am]die[C]
[G]Livin' for [C]lovin' [G]all the [C]time
[G]Livin' dammit on [C]love, it should be a nat[G]ural [Am]crime[G]
[Gdim][C][Cm][Adim][Cm][G]
[Gdim][C#dim][Adim][Cm][G]
I [Gm]come in [C]that world to watch [G]television [Gm]I
[G]com[Bb]e in tha[C]t world to watch tel[Gm]evision
[G]How [Bb]come we [C]never
[Dm]watch [Gm]television?
[Bb]How come we [C]never watch [Gm]television?
Sweet [G]nothings, I'm the erotic
[C]Love [Cm]may drive me
[G]totally psychotic
Even when life seems [Gdim]chaot i[Bbdim]c
[Cm]Love act on me like a
[Gm]strong narcot[G]ic
Scattered [Em]and [C]splattered on
[G]the look all the [C]time
[G]Scratchin' [C]and scramblin'
and I never [G]have a [C]dime
Liv[G]in' for [C]lovin', [G]baby, all the [C]time
[G]Dabbin' on lov[C]e,
it should be a [G]natural [Am]crime[D][G][Gdim][C][Cm]
[G]Television
Television, how come [Gdim]you[Bbdim]
[Cm]don't ever watch [G]television?
[Gm]Television, [G]how come,
[Gdim]how come[Bbdim] you don[Adim]'t ever watch telev[Cm]ision?[G]
Mm -hmm.
[C]He'[Edim]s in no con[Adim]dition.
He's still on television.

[Verse 4]
High car, in a high car