Such a Twat Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[Dm][Am]
[Dm][Am][Dm]

[Verse 1]
Yeah safe [Dm]man,
you okay? Just calling to ensure you got back in
Hope you coped yesterday
'coz I felt well damn [Am]grim
But [Dm]yeah in the air on the plane
my stomach was turning
Man I [Am]was hanging [Dm]head- to- stead
on the headrest in pain

[Verse 2]
Prayin' away all [Dm]my bad sin[Am]s
[Dm]Lost count of the plain Chardonnays before
the fourth or maybe [Am]the fifth
[Dm]In future I need to abstain,
if only I'd had a bit of discip[Am]line
[Dm]But worth every bit of spare change,
pure clowning down to the last [Am]drink[Dm]

[Verse 3]
Hang on let [Dm]me slam the door, mate
Just pause that thought [Am]for a bit
[Dm]Why did I have to

[Verse 4]
go and do a
stupid thing like that?
'Coz yeah it felt like we
were through though
But I could've ruined it,
I'm such a [Am]twat
I've been [Dm]pacing the place

[Verse 5]
Well paralyzed since I got back
in with my bags though
Yeah I'm too aware that last night
was way mad slack, I know
Carried in a gang I lost sight of Simone on her own,
back at home
[Am]Distract[Dm]ed from the fact

[Verse 6]
[Dm]
it weren't right
Could have raised up the hand but no
Simone was moaning and
That about me playing
away on this holiday
[Am]She was [Dm]watching the box

[Verse 7]
[Dm]
at her Dad's house
There preparing spliff[Am]s away
[Dm]As I'm smacking glasses
down at George
Best, best session [Am]rate[Dm]

[Verse 8]
Can you [Dm]hear me? Na
sorry mate
You're fuzzy mate, I [Am]can't hear [Dm]you

[Verse 9]
Why did I have to go and do
a stupid thing like that
'Coz yeah it felt like we
were through though
But I could've ruined it, I'm such a [Am]twat
[Dm]So, I lost you for a minute,

[Verse 10]
yeah,
yeah I can hear you now
See I mean that the true thing though
I suppose I chose myself to allow
I was weak and stupid but as
far as I viewed anyhow
She couldn't have been it for me the
only girl I'd ever go out with

[Verse 11]
I didn't want to waste my [Dm]youth in a girl's
house to the sound [Am]of spliffs
[Dm]An d when she got in a mood with me
in that text about that thing
[Am]I just[Dm] switched off the phone
when she started shouting
Coming to a conclusion I couldn't be
bothered with anymore rowing
[Am]Why [Dm]did I have to

[Verse 12]
go and do
a stupid thing like that
'Coz yeah it felt like we
were through though
But I could've ruined it,
I'm such a twat
(Nah nah nah)
[Am]And then after[Dm] shots made

[Verse 13]
me lose the plot,
it all got a bit bizarre
[Am]And [Dm]that incident with the ice cream I forgot,
it all ended in our vodka
What I can remember is a blotch,
I got a fat bruise on my arm
[Am]She were[Dm]n't even much

[Verse 14]
too hot but
she totally mugged me up like rah
[Am]She knew[Dm] exactly what she was doing
and it all went a bit too [Am]far
[Dm]She was with that bloke in the white
top in Mcdonalds' car [Am]park
[Dm]And then she let me [Am]chat her up [Dm]later on in
that lovely little [Am]bar

[Verse 15]
Hello? Ahh fucking phones, [Dm]man!

[Verse 16]
Why did I have to [Dm]go and do a
stupid thing like that
'Coz yeah it felt like we
were through though
But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat

[Verse 17]
Yeah I think we got cut [Dm]off,
yeah I got crap reception in [Am]my house
[Dm]I have to stand in a certain spot
in my kitchen or it cuts out
[Am]Yeah you know [Dm]I was potty
to even let myself allow [Am]it
I [Dm]would if I could just swap what
happened then for right now
[Am]And if she ever [Dm]found out how

[Verse 18]
far it got
it would be more than just a row
This whole thing just got on top
but it's her that I want, no doubt
So in a way its helped me doing wrong,
I know I've fucked up now
This is where that dodgy shit stops,
she's just gotta not find out

[Verse 19]
Why did I have to [Dm]go and do a
stupid thing like that
'Coz yeah [Dm]it felt like we
were through though
But I could've ruined it,
I'm such a [Dm]twat

[Verse 20]
Why did I have to go an
[Dm]d do a stupid thing like that
'Coz yeah [Dm]it felt like we
were through though
But [Dm]I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat