Straight Down The Middle Chords

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[Verse 1]
[Am]Straight down the [Dm]middle,
[Am]it went straight down [C]the [Am]middle
Then it started to [F]hook just a [Ebdim]wee, bit[B]
[E]And tha[Am]t's when the caddy
lost [F]sight [Dm]of it[E]
That [Am]little white pellet
has [D]never [Am]been found [D]to thi[Am]s day[Edim]
[Am]But it went [Dm]straight down [F]the middle,
[Am]like [G#]they [G]say[C][Edim]
[C]Whack [Dm]down the fairway![Gm]
Whack!
[Am]It w[C]ent smack down the fairway!
[Am]Whack!
Then it [Dm]started to slice
just a smidge [Bdim]off line[E].
It [Am]headed for two,
but it [Dm]bounced off [E]nine.
[Am]The caddy said,
as as it's still [F#dim]on the course,
[Ebdim]you're okay. [Edim]Okay![C]
[A]Yes, it went str[Am]aight down
[Dm]the middle [G]quite a [C]way.
[Dm]The [C]sun [Am]was n[C]ever[F] brigh[E]ter,[Am]
[E]the green [F]were [C]nev[Am] er greener,[E]
and [B]I w[C]as n[Am]ever keener to p[Dm]lay.
[Em]I he[Dm]ard it ring do[F]wn the middle,
[Dm]it went zing d[Am]own th[C]e middle.[Em]
[Am]Oh, the [Dm]life of a golfer is not [E]all gloom,
[Am]there's always the lies
in [Dm]the locker [E]room.
And [Am]I'm in my glory
when [F#dim]wrapped in a towel
[Ebdim]I say[Edim]
What [Am]do you say?
[A]That it [Am]went straight down [Dm]the middle
[G]An d I [Am]would [E]scrape down the middle
[Am]Yes, [A]it [Am]went [Dm]straight [F]down [Dm]the middle
[G]Tod[E]ay[C][Am][B][Ebdim][B]
[Am]Look at [C]that green, look at that roll
How can I get that ball in the [Am]hole?[C][F]
[C][F][F#dim][C][F#dim][C][Am][C][Edim]
[Am]Line [F]it up, clear away the gook,
[Dm]Line it up, [G]take a [Am]careful [G]look.
[Am][C][Am][Dm][F]
[Am]Quiet, [C]qui[Am]et while we try it,
shh, ah, quiet please, shh, ah -choo,
quiet, tamper, tamper,
Easy, [F]does it?[Am][Dm][F#dim][B][F#dim][Bb]
[Em][Dm][E][Am][Dm][F][Am][C][E][C][Am]
[C]But the [Dm]life [C]of [F]a golfer [Dm]is
not [B]all [E]gloom
There's [Am]always the lies
in [F]the locker [Bb]room
[E]And I'm in my glo[Am]ry
when [F#dim]wrapped in a t[B]owel
[Am]I say [C]that [Edim]it went[Am][Bb][Am]
[Dm]straight down the middle
[G]And I [F]was straight down the middle
[Am]Yes, it went straight [F]down the middle
[Am]Today[Am][C]