Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][D][C]
[D]

[Verse 1]
Oh the [G]sand keeps
falling through the [Am]hourglass[D]
[G]And there's no way[D] you're
going to slow it [Em]down
You say we [C]gotta treasure each mo[G]ment
Who knows how [D]long we're
gonna be [B]around

[Verse 2]
Yeah you [C]keep on telling me [G]life is short
And it's [B]hard to disagree
with what you [C]say
But if [G]time is so precious why
ya [D]wasting mine
'Cause I'm [C]always reading,
always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage
that [D]you send my way

[Verse 3]
Every [G]stupid hoax all those [Bm]corny jokes
Stop for[C]warding that crap to [D]me
Well I [G]don't need tons of
cringe in[Bm]ducing puns
Stop for[C]warding that crap to [D]me

[Verse 4]
No it [Em]isn't OK if you [F]brighten my day
With some [C]cut and pasted
hackneyed Hallmark [D]poetry
And I [G]didn't request a person[Bm]ality test
Stop for[C]warding [D]that crap
to me
[G][Bm][C]

[Verse 5]
[D]
You're sending [G]virus- laden
bandwidth- hogging
Attachments to [D]every single
person you [Em]know
You're [C]passing around a link to some
[G]dumb thing on YouTube
That [D]everybody else already
[B]saw three years ago

[Verse 6]
[C]And wacky badly Photo- [G]shopped billboards
were [Baug]never that amusing to m[C]e
And I [G]just can't believe you
[D]believe those urban legends
But I [C]have high hopes someone
will point you toward Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk
you're spewing [D]constantly

[Verse 7]
No I [G]don't want a bowl of
Chicken [Bm]Soup for the Soul
Stop for[C]warding that crap to [D]me
Send more [G]top 10 lists and
[Bm]I'll slash my wrists
Please stop for[C]warding that crap to [D]me

[Verse 8]
Well I'm [Em]sorry I can't accept
your [F]paranoid rant
And I don't [C]want the Neiman Marcus
cookie [D]recipe
Won't you [G]kindly refrain 'cause
it's [Bm]hurting my brain
Stop for[C]warding that crap to [Am]me

[Verse 9]
Like glittery [Am]hearts and unicorns and
[D]pictures of somebody's cat
Now tell [Am]me in what alternate reality
Would I [D]care about something like that
And by the way your [Em]quotes
from George Carlin
Aren't really George Carlin
Mr. [Bm]Ro gers never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill [C]Gates is never gonna give
me something for nothing
And I [A]really doubt some dead girl is gonna
Kill me if I don't pass her letter along

[Verse 10]
Well now I [G]know you're wishing
I'll [Bm]sign your petition
But stop [C]forwarding that crap to [D]me
And I don't want to [G]read your series
Of con[Bm]spiracy theories just stop
[C]forwarding that crap to [D]me

[Verse 11]
And your [Em]two million loser friends
All [F]have my address now because you
[C]never figured out the [D]way to BCC
Now I [G]gotta insist take me [Em]off of your list
Stop for[C]warding [D]that crap
to [G]me

[Verse 12]
(Stop forwarding [G]that crap to me
[Em]Stop forwarding that crap to me
[C]Stop forwarding that cra[D]p to me
[G]Stop forwarding that crap to me)

[Verse 13]
Just stop [Em]it now, oh n[C]o[D][G]
I can't [Em]take [G]it, aw [C]please[D][G]
You gotta [Em]stop
[G]Right now
[C][G][C][Am][G]

[Verse 14]
I'm not [Em]kidding
At the [C]risk of being slightly
Repeti[D]tious gonna ask
you now [G]to stop
Sending me [Em]that crap
I don't want [G]it,

[Verse 15]
[C]don't send it to me
[D]Now don't send it to [G]me
Just [Em]stop
Oh top forwarding that crap [C]to [D]me,[G]

[Outro 1]
to me
[Em][C][D]