stocking song Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[D]So [Asus4]you say[Dm]
you like candy canes
[Gsus2]All the ladies do
Candy [Bm]canes were meant for sucking
So don't you [Gsus2]think about trying to chew

[Verse 2]
[Dm]How about a little eggnog
I got a [Gsus2]homemade recipe
You're gonna [Bm]get love-
drunk on my eggnog
Even [Gsus2]though it's alcohol- fr[Asus4]ee

[Verse 3]
[D]I'm gonna stuff your
stocking this [Gsus2]year
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
[Bm]Gonna feel so good when I
[Gsus2]slide my gifts into it tonight
[D]I'm gonna stuff your
stocking this [Gsus2]year
Gonna fill it up with all I got
[Bm]Nick nacks and candies gonna hit[Gsus2]
your stocking G- spot
[Dm][D][Asus4]

[Verse 4]
[D]I know you lik[Dm]e your toys, girl
I got [Gsus2]toys to fulfill your needs
The kind that [Bm]only use double D batteries
And [Gsus2]run at variable speeds

[Verse 5]
[Dm]Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
All I ask is some [Gm]tit [Gsus2]for tat
[Dm]If you could m[Bm]emorize the Kama Sutra
[D]Heck, they pro[Gsus2]bably
make an app for [Dm]that!

[Verse 6]
Baby
[D]I'm gonna stuff your
stocking this [Gsus2]year
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
[Bm]Gonna take it all out then
stuff it back [Gsus2]in...
Take it all out... stuff it back in
You're never gonna [D]want me to stop
I'm gonna stuff your stocking
[Asus4]this year[Gsus2]
With holiday love and romance
[Bm]I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff[Gsus2] it
be[Asus4]fore I get the chan[D]ce

[Outro 1]
[D][Asus4][D][Dm]