Steak for Chicken Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
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[Verse 1]
[Am]Mardi
Gras came and went
[G]All my money has been spent
[Am]How am I gonna pay the rent?
[G]Sitting on your face (sitting on
my [Am]ass)

[Verse 2]
Who mistook the [Am]steak for chicken?
[G]Who am I gonna stick my dick in?
[Am]We're not those [G]kids,
sitting on [Am]the c[G]ouch[Am]
My former life,
I was a high roller (my former [G]life, I had a sister)

[Verse 3]
Walked my kids in a diamond stroller
(I abused her and I dissed [Am]her)
Found my calling as a part- time bowler
(she got swept up in a twister[G])
Traded my wife in for a new three holler
(first I laughed and then I missed [Am]her )

[Verse 4]
Who mistook these baths for showers?
[G]Who fucked up that leaning tower?
[Am]We're not those [G]kids,
sitting [Am]on t[G]he couch[Am]
Oh get on a greyhound and ride away
[G]Live on birthday cake each day
(different dreams than [Am]yes terday)

[Verse 5]
Tell your grandparents that they're gay (tell your [G]grandma,
you're okay)
Steal their money and run away
(kiss her cheek and run away)
'Cause [Am]me and my friends are so smart
We in[G]vented this new kind of [Am]art: (we invented
this new kind of dart:)

[Verse 6]
[Am]Post- Modernest Throwing Darts
(Hit A Bulls- eye, cut a fart)
[G]Smoking crack and cutting crack
[Am]Who mistook this crap for genius?
(Who is dancing on the [G]ceiling?)
Who is gonna stroke my penis? (Who is
gonna hurt my [Am]feelings?)

[Verse 7]
We're not those [G]kids,
sit[Am]ting on the [G]couch[Am]
Oh people are shiny like a brand new
book (even your mother is a crook)
But [G]if you get a closer look (but if
I get a closer look)
There's [Am]shit on every hand you shook
(there's shit on every road you took)

[Verse 8]
If [G]you don't believe me,
look at your hand (if you don't believe me, read [Am]the book)
Who made all these things for killing?
(somebody's making [G]a killing)
Who's pussy hole needs filling?
(Who's empty heart needs [Am]filling?)
We're not those [G]kids,
sitting [Am]on the couch

[Interlude 1]
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[Verse 9]
[Am]Who mistook the steak for chicken?
[G](Who am I gonna stick
my dick [Am]in ?)
We're not those [G]kids,
[Am][G]
[Am]sitt[G]ing [Am]on t[G]he couch

[Outro 1]
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