Sports Song Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Verse 1]
[C]You[G]r sports[C] team
[Am]is vastly infe[C]rior
[Am]That simpl[C]e fact is
plainly obvious to [D]see
[A]We're gonna kic[Dm]k your
collect[D]ive posterior
[G]Of course you realize we're
speak[C]ing figurat[G]ively
Our [C]stats are thoroughly im[F]pressive
[Dm]Our [D]coach really
has the Midas [G]touch
[Am]Our play[G]ers are fast
and [C]strong [Bb]and b[A]rave
And [D]your guys, [F]eh, [C]not so [Am]much[C]
[G]

[Verse 2]
[D]In fac[G]t we've pla[C]yed
teams across the [G]nation
And you're the worst one
we've come [C]across
[Am]Try to assimil[E]ate that infor[Am]mation
And it [D]just might help you cope
with your im[G]pend[D]ing loss
Oh, [Am]and if s[C]omehow we are still [Dm]faili[G]ng
[C]To affectively articulate
the [Am]points at [Dm]hand
[Am]Allow [F]us now to summ[D]arize
them [C]in [Bb]a ma[A]nner
That your [Dm]feeble brains can
un[G]der[C]stand

[Verse 3]
We're [F]great (we're great)
And you suck[C](you suck)
We're great (we're great)
[G]And you[C] suck(y [F]ou [Am]suck)
We're great (we're great)
[A]And you suc[D]k (you suck)
You [A]see there's [G]us
(we're great)
And then there's [C]you (you suck)
We're [F]really,
really [C]great (really great)
[Am]In c[A]ontrast,
you really [Dm]suck(really suck)
[C]Oka[Bb]y, full disclo[C]sure,
we're not [Bbdim]that grea[D]t
But [Gm]nevertheless, [C]you suck
[F][C]

[Verse 4]
[G]Your [C]spo[G]rts[C] te[G]am[C]
[Am]will soon [C]suffer swift defeat
[Am]That theory's back[C]ed up
[G]by em[C]pirical evid[G]ence
[A]We're gonna gri[Dm]nd up your
guys into burger meat
[D]Aga[G]in, of cou[D]rse,
we're [G]speaking in [C]the figurative [Em]sense
What's the [C]use of even going
through the [F]motion[Dm]s
[D]When you know that you're
[A]gonna lose [Am]any h[G]ow
So [C]why don't you [Dm]save [C]us all some [A]time
And [Dm]give [G]up [F]now[C] (you suck!)