Spleen Merchant Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[B5][Bb5][A5][E5][C5][E5][C][B5][A5][E5]
When I die [A5]you can

[Verse 1]
[E5]
cut me up and take all that you [A5]please,[E5][D][E5]
But pity [A5]the p[E5]oor dumb fool who gets
my bleeding [A5]spleen.[E5][C5][E5]
Corn pone, [A5]I born [E5]tomorrow,
my bone marrow [A5]protein [E5]filled
Scotch [A5]whiskey [E5]Men of Tain have
come to split your [A5]skill[E5] s.
[D]Hey, hey

[Verse 2]
[E5]
[D]I got[E5] your hea[D]ven,[E5] I go[D]t you[E5]r burning hell,[D]
[E5]I go[D]t it a[E5]ll right he[D]re.
[E5][D][E5][B5][A5]

[Verse 3]
[E5]
Wrap them tight [A5]in zip-l[E5]ock bags
bags to benefit good [A5]medic[E5]ines.
[D]If [E5]bad, you can [A5]toss the[E5]m back
and stuff them in [A5]saus[E5]ages.
[E]Isn't[E5] it something so [A5]becom[E5]ing,[D]
[E5]a gentlemen of [A5]good [E5]taste.
The appetizer's quite [A5]the [E5]pleaser,
but [D]might you [E5]pass the pepper please [A5]this [E5]way.
[E]Hey, hey

[Verse 4]
[E5]
[D]I got[E5] your heaven,[D] I g[E5]ot yo[D]ur bu[E5]rning hell,[D]
[E5]I go[D]t it a[E5]ll right he[D]re.

[Interlude 1]
[E5][D][E5][B5][A5][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D]
[E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5]
[D]

[Verse 5]
[E5]Fertilizer makes[A5] your corn[E5] row higher,
but makes your back yard [A5]stink.[E5][D]
[E5]And all the crows know[A5] where[E5] the wind [D]blows,
[E5]wher[E]e water [E5]sink [A5]s.[E5]
[D]Hey, hey

[Verse 6]
[E5][D]
I [E5]got your heave[D]n, I[E5] got[D] your[E5] burning hell,[D]
[E5]I go[D]t it a[E5]ll[D][E5][D][E5][B5][Bb5][A5][E5][D][E5][D][E5][D][E5]
[D]rig[E5]ht he[D]re[E5].[D][E5][D][E5][Bm][Bb5][D][E5][Bm][Bb5][E5][Bm][Bb5][A5][D]