Spectacular Failure Chords

Lyrics & chords

[Intro 1]
[G][A][Eb][G][Bm][G][A][Bb][A]

[Verse 1]
I knew [D]a
boy way [G]back when
[A]His name was Bob[D]by and then
[A]He asked my dad[D]dy if I cou[A]ld go dancing

[Verse 2]
[D]But[G] he[A] could not make [D]a pass[F#]
[A]Can't tell his elb[D]ow from ass
[A]He was completely inept
at roman[D]cing[A][G]
[A]Oh Bobby

[Verse 3]
[Ab][F]
It's so pain[A]ful to watch [G]you
Well in a crowd I [Bm]could spot you
[Ab]Oh Bobby
You'll nev[A]er nail her
What a spectacular failure
[Eb][Cm][Bm][G][A]

[Verse 4]
[Bb]He's got a buddy[D] named[F] Jack[A]
Who likes to [D]take it [A]as fact
[Bb]That he an[Bb5]d Bobby ha[Bb]ve
all [A]of the [Bb]power
[Eb]But [Cm]don't believe

[Verse 5]
[D]what he [F]says
[A]Cuz Jack's gone sof[Eb]t in the[A] head
[Bb]And Bob [A]and Jack[Eb] play grab[F#]-ass
in [Bb]in th[A]e shower[D][A]

[Verse 6]
Oh [Ab]Bobby[F]
You play out [E]every [A]delusion[G]
You're better [A]off in [G]seclu[Cm] sion
[Ab]Oh Bobby
You've never [A]looked paler
What a spectacular [D]fail[Bm]ure
[Ab]Oh

[Verse 7]
[G][A][Bb][A][F][E][D][G][A][E]
[D][G][G#][A][F][E]
[A]Bob[G]by
You don't appear to [A]be [Cm]dy ing
[A]It'[Ab]s like you're not eve[A]n trying
[C#m]Oh Bob[A]by
I can't excuse your be[B]havior
What a spectacu[F#]lar f[A]ailu[G]re[Bm]

[Outro 1]
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